LeeAna

Former infant

[LeeAna @mcfaugie]

My best self wants to tell the on island and off island Chamorus to stop passive aggressively arguing online but my chåd self wants them to scrap. My true self, however, wants to order steak and onions to go from this bar then take a nap.

[LeeAna @mcfaugie]

I’m learning Chinese on Duolingo! It’s free, fun, and effective.

[Clynt Ridgell @ClyntRidgell]

They said the 90’s would eventually make a comeback but with load shedding too? 🥴

[LeeAna @mcfaugie]

@_vehia_ Ridiculous like pity party style 😎

[LeeAna @mcfaugie]

I would say almost getting hit by a ridiculous lifted truck with ugly primer is #4 on the Top 5 Most Ridiculous Things In My Life within the past 12 hours.

[trish @ultragloss]

people seeing barbie first are wild. the schedule needs to be
black coffee and a cigarette
oppenheimer around 11 (its 3 hours)
mimosas and brunch
barbie around 6/7
dinner, drinks, club

[LeeAna @mcfaugie]

Didn’t think anything when this teen in line asked, “Ma’am, would you like to sit?” until I said, “It’s okay, boy. My back hurts.”

👵🏽👵🏽👵🏽

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

wine her
dine her
oppenheimer

[trash jones @jzux]

windmill? big fan

[LeeAna @mcfaugie]

Subtweeting my so-called friends who refuse to watch Barry after I’ve politely told them to for 4 years.

[LeeAna @mcfaugie]

Just tried to rewind this show on cable

[LeeAna @mcfaugie]

Forgot my charger so can’t work guess I gotta search up the name of the guy who used Rockefeller as an alias to kidnap his own kid then stare at the wall when the power goes out

[LeeAna @mcfaugie]

Unlocked memory: my 9 year-old ass (having no business) patrolling the halls while my mom had typhoon duty. Wild that administration had to monitor grown ass adults.

[LeeAna @mcfaugie]

I know our funeral director found their calling cause she recognizes me by associating me with all my dead relatives 🤍

[LeeAna @mcfaugie]

Starships were meant to…nvm.

[LeeAna @mcfaugie]

@LBudasi No, he ate barbecue carabao 🐃. Said it was, “…sweet but felt wrong.”

[LeeAna @mcfaugie]

I love how I never know what topics my chiropractor will bring up. Today: quack chiropractors, anti-vaxxers, how he ate carabao, how I should ask Carabao to give me free tab for my tatt, nerves, and my kidneys.

[LeeAna @mcfaugie]

A portion of my chilgren’s Minecraft film for Mes Chamoru. Biba!

https://t.co/Mw6A2lrTIu

[LeeAna @mcfaugie]

@_vehia_ We would be sweating all of the time if we didn’t.

[LeeAna @mcfaugie]

What does it mean if my sleep paralysis demon was fixing my air con?

[LeeAna @mcfaugie]

Idk I feel like the fact that only a small portion of my body gets sunburnt and the rest changing a few shades is evidence in support of blood quantum.