Hans McFingerme

Born in Germany shout out Adolf
Moved to the USA to be a sleeper agent for the new world order
Working as a male model for Victorias Secret
UNC Class of 2005

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What the hali
what the Haliburton
what the Halloween

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Halloweek starts now

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@mcdickinherass If he hits another 3 he’ll be the first person I choose

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Lu Dort bricks made my TV speakers explode

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Pouring one out for Bam Adebayo @mcfingerme

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Say nice things about Charlotte and good things happen

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🎙️ Bam Adebayo: "It felt like a playoff game. It's cool to see Charlotte get behind a team like this... sold-out crowd, that type of intensity."

https://t.co/bUF9YqRUOB

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And a Jrue Holiday Bucks jersey

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Jersey stats at Dihhney
1 shedeur ✊🏿
1 bronny tucked in to khakis 🔥
1 stupid ugly Alvin Kamara bum jersey
A sick Josh Freeman Creamsicle jersey
1000 custom Disney adult jerseys 🧝🏼‍♂️

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Raymond Felton so fat you could barely see Theo pinson behind him #collegegameday #goheels

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@mcdickinherass @hughjundies69 Women aren’t worth the time just start drinking until you forget your name

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@mcdickinherass It’s not his fault, Seattle better than us

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If I could cover Bijan in honey and lick his entire body I would do it just for the chance to thank him for tonight

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@mcdickinherass

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Dave Canales simply is the most weak minded coach with a lead to ever exist.

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@mcdickinherass It’s too hot

[Dr. Stanley McGaywad @mcdickinherass]

Let’s have a night #LDOC

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You ain’t seen nuttin yet, this is just the pre cum #newyearnewme

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@mcdickinherass Not if she ain’t fuuuuuckin

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Unfortunately every bitch that wants me is chopped cheese, don’t worry wifey coming home tmr