Rodnie Mcflair KE

This autobiography of me is so wonderful (📖)
But my name isn't Humpty-Dumpty...

[A. @justbored142]

who the fuck doubled it and gave it to me

[27. @dimvji]

doomscrolling on twitter instead of ig and tiktok so at least i’m wasting my time intellectually

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

There is a dangerous little window after I complete one task where I could either become unstoppable or look at my phone.

[100 @yh_me2]

imma be one weird ass ancestor

[Zaq Pariah the Shiny Dummy @RealShinyDummy]

Telling almost everyone at my new job that my name is Zack, but telling the hot girl my name is Zacky so that any competing male who hears her address me assumes he’s already lost

[ຸ @timiarchive]

ngl music is really one of the best parts of being alive.

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[Viktor @FB_viktor]

I miss when artists were too good that they were accused of selling their soul

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Ibuprofen looking around in my body not knowing where to start:

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔬 💋 @bgftjcypsy]

Kindly avoid ngong road for the next hour , I’m doing my driving test 😭

[old memory @old_memory]

just the bat and his cat

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It was great joining Njideka Akunyili Crosby — a gifted Nigerian-born, Los Angeles-based artist — to unveil our first portrait together. This piece reflects so many chapters of Michelle and my story, and we’re thrilled that it will be on display in the Hope and Change lobby at the Obama Presidential Center starting this Juneteenth.

[Adeola @iamcomputer__]

Someone applied for an internship at my place of work today. Why are you writing “Ability to forgive and forget” in your CV? 😭😭😭

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Stranded astronauts thinking they successfully made it to one of the planets safely only to discover they have landed on the Gilgil-Nyahururu road.

[Mercedes-Benz USAㅤ @MercedesBenzUSA]

Date cancelled. They were driving a BMW.

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

Every man has to be interested in one of these;
1. Geo-Politics
2. History
3. Philosophy
4. Economics

One to make you mad, One to calm you down, One to make you question reality and One to make you see Exploitation.

[scottiewider @scottiewider1]

why am i scrolling. What am i searching for?

[🍻 @drink2beers]

bad news twin: time is flying
good news: you the pilot twin

u the fuckin pilot

[Brook @brooktimbe_]

I feel Google maps should have a "Turudi vile tumekuja" button😭