Johan Oliveira

[Johan Oliveira @mcflyjasminek]

oops, i've lost a follower.....

[Johan Oliveira @mcflyjasminek]

@4pixels well what a load of bloody bollocks. i swear like a something. oh well, life's a bitch.

[Johan Oliveira @mcflyjasminek]

@4pixels how the fuck did you find this shit you bastard? there, how's that?

[Johan Oliveira @mcflyjasminek]

@4pixels c'mon then, what are your fav apps?? I'm in danger of downloading everything..

[Johan Oliveira @mcflyjasminek]

@Schofe family busy? should we read that as wife is busy with kids whilst you loaf off?

[Johan Oliveira @mcflyjasminek]

on a lighter note, son is building outrageous spaceship from box of straws and selotape. BSG got nothing on this!

[Johan Oliveira @mcflyjasminek]

@richardpbacon nice chilled sauv blanc

[Johan Oliveira @mcflyjasminek]

just heard morgan tsvangirai in car crash. wife has been killed. absolutely appalled.

[Johan Oliveira @mcflyjasminek]

ooh, i like the new trends thingy. hadn't even heard about the earthquakes in oz til i clicked on that

[Johan Oliveira @mcflyjasminek]

needs to step away from the iphone apps...

[Johan Oliveira @mcflyjasminek]

Overexcited at ownership of new iPhone! This is my first go at tweeting from it, am like kid in tweetshop

[Johan Oliveira @mcflyjasminek]

YAY! am now proud owner of iphone! BALLS! i somehow managed to wipe all my contact numbers from my old phone trying to copy them over!

[Johan Oliveira @mcflyjasminek]

i tried to give it up. honest. I even purged all previous tweets but i'm back. don't all cheer at once.

[Johan Oliveira @mcflyjasminek]

have just reread previous tweets and noted over-indulgent use of exclamation marks. will try and hold back a touch..

[Johan Oliveira @mcflyjasminek]

help! iphone or blackberry storm???