NYC OOMFS! So basically I wrote a 10-minute play that I wrote, directed, and am starring in! It’s a really heartfelt story about a reunion in NYC and I really want a full crowd so if you can come see it, I’d love to see you all there 🙏 https://t.co/YhdYGV8957
last night at the club a girl was twerking on the floor and a half eaten subway sandwich fell out her pants, and then this random dude picked it up and threw it at the ceiling and it hit the fan and went everywhere