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[gourmetbe @mcfoss3l]

A fellow Jokerman in the crowd at Red Rocks requested Vampire Weekend to play Brownsville Girl and Ezra obliged. Then had to let the audience know its ten minutes long with lots of twists and turns @JokermenPodcast

[gourmetbe @mcfoss3l]

@ian__grant @shrimpJAJ So cool. But also need that hat. I am hoping for another 9/11 special release this year.

[gourmetbe @mcfoss3l]

I really enjoy staring at a blank screen instead of watching the super bowl, so thanks for making my day #paramountplus

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’ star Donald Trump has been indicted on criminal charges.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

For Christmas this year, I’m going to splurge and give everyone in my family blue checks on Twitter.

[Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman]

So audiences get to see a CERTAIN police officer in this movie, and I get to keep my SAG insurance! What a showbiz win for all involved.

See it this weekend on the @TheRokuChannel for FREE!

[Mike Hanford @MikeHanford]

Re: Danny Elfman soundtracks… uhhhh YEAH HE UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT.

[Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman]

Never skip

[Mike Hanford @MikeHanford]

It’s weird that Jay-Z doesn’t rap more about his wife being in Austin Powers 3. She was good in it!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Nothing stops illegal immigration like flying you to our country’s most exclusive island.

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

You 👏 don’t 👏 owe 👏 your 👏 new 👏 born 👏 baby 👏 any 👏 thing 👏

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

seriously, someone make a movie about a bank heist that takes place during all this shit

[Todd Barry @toddbarry]

Keep a band's name the same by not changing the spelling. I'll go first: The Who.

[Jesse VandenBergh 🇺🇦 @JesseElderV]

The autopsy revealed her majesty’s cause of death was an accidental PCP overdose

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Britain stole untold trillions from Africa and killed untold millions, it doesnt make one a “wokescold” or whatever to find it vulgar UK media presents the 20th century monarchy like a benevolent NGO who handed them a “commonwealth” and left out of the goodness of their heart idk

[Joe Pera @JosephPera]

Here are my thoughts about the Queen:

[mark normand @marknorm]

It’s nice when a famous person dies who no one has a picture with

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Hey doctors, how about some habits for a shorter life. Let’s get this over with.