McGarnagle847

[Simpsons NFL @TheSimpsonsNFL]

Andy Dalton coming in

[McGarnagle847 @mcgarnagle847]

@vortmax79 lol. “Theory of mind”.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Oh good they're sending a bunch of guys up a staircase to get Bourne. Looks like this is the end for old Bourney

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

I’ve been saying this for a decade but everyone has totally forgotten how cultishly obsessed the entire right was with George W Bush before they all pretended he never existed.

[MobstersDaily @MobstersDaily]

are you from poland

[Joe Kwaczala @joekjoek]

Hello. Did you know I wrote this joke? I wrote this joke. Happy 9/11!

[Alex Predhome, aka "Captain Pronouns" @Predamame]

lmfao

[FCF Freddy @FCF_Freddy]

Unlike most actresses, Inde Navarrette says she’s actually more attracted to guys who work in private credit as opposed to private equity. “There’s just something about a man who understands a credit agreement.”, she added.

[McGarnagle847 @mcgarnagle847]

This imperious old queen is in the running for the most odious of the whole rotten bunch.

[Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent @SecScottBessent]

One of the highlights of the Warsh Fed has been watching stenographers posing as journalists, like the WSJ’s Nick Timiraos, reduced to reporting Fed backroom gossip because they’re incapable of performing real economic or monetary policy analysis without being spoon-fed.

[McGarnagle847 @mcgarnagle847]

lol. A beleaguered nation turns its lonely eyes to mark penn

[Acyn @Acyn]

Hannity: When you lose James Carville and Bill Maher and Mark Penn and Fetterman and Joe Manchin, I'm telling you it's a canary in the coal mine

[Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrabb]

Get outta here Odysseus. We're eating the sun-god's cattle and you don't want none of this shit

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep at Lindsey Graham's funeral

[McGarnagle847 @mcgarnagle847]

@PostOpinions @robkhenderson This is the dumbest 2 minutes of the year. Yes, the affluent make the “private” choice of naming their child for all the world to see.

[McGarnagle847 @mcgarnagle847]

I don’t think Aristotle said this

[Aristotle 🏛️ @Aristotle7777]

Almost certainly the real reason that so many married women cheat on their husbands is that women marry an average man to secure his resources as a provider and then cheat on him with the Chads that they are actually attracted to.

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Hell yeah, burn the ships