Machine Gun McGarry

putting the Garry in McGarry since 93. If I was a dolphin I could swim under the sea and shag a whale

[Machine Gun McGarry @mcgarry187]

Not sure what’s worse The storm outside or the storm brewing inside of me

[Machine Gun McGarry @mcgarry187]

If health is wealth I’m a poor poor man

[Machine Gun McGarry @mcgarry187]

Standards high squats low 🥱💅

[Machine Gun McGarry @mcgarry187]

I’ve left at least 7 pairs of dirty boxers at different bird’s houses on this holiday #MonkeyBusiness

[Machine Gun McGarry @mcgarry187]

@Rickles00 @MattWallace888 We want trump for 4 more years!!

[Machine Gun McGarry @mcgarry187]

Put her on my plate, and I do the dishes 😛

[Machine Gun McGarry @mcgarry187]

If don’t have alcohol I start shaking

[Machine Gun McGarry @mcgarry187]

You can’t beat a good pair of milky swingers

[Machine Gun McGarry @mcgarry187]

There’s two things I’m always looking for trouble and fresh

[Machine Gun McGarry @mcgarry187]

The older the cunt the sweeter the juice 😛💦

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ur welcome

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If You Own #dogecoin Hit That Retweet. Let’s Get It To .50¢

[Machine Gun McGarry @mcgarry187]

I’m getting absolutely rotten today #slackcunt

[Machine Gun McGarry @mcgarry187]

@rovrumtankie Hahahahaha

[Machine Gun McGarry @mcgarry187]

Just me an the kids from now on 😒😡

[Machine Gun McGarry @mcgarry187]

@Scottyw_23 @fuckfrazer

[Machine Gun McGarry @mcgarry187]

@fuckfrazer Fax though

[Machine Gun McGarry @mcgarry187]

A bird needs shagging I shag her

[Machine Gun McGarry @mcgarry187]

@fuckfrazer Proof

[👨🏽‍💻 @019dexter]

thank you zack, we all needed this