Miss Argentina

If you can't say anything nice, then tweet about it.

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Me: here’s Link playing the flute
Airith:.....ocarina of time
Me: you’re the worst kind of nerd

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@RxchelHollxnd Yes

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🤞🏻😅 plz don’t let anyone I used to know see me at the Urbana Walmart

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gpa: Well now why can’t I do that?!
gma: I think you’d better stop getting smart or I’ll come over there and smack you in the face.

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I saw my sons friend cheat and look at his battleship board so I told my son he should move his ships and he told me no so now I’m just sitting here listening to him lose 😌

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Here is the video 🥲 https://t.co/dkvr6hrytu

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Im watching the bachelor and I told my husband “I don’t know what these people are talking about saying being married is hard, loving you is so easy”

And he deadass told me I didn’t love him because I didn’t respond to his video earlier today.

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Nothing makes me happier than seeing the men who called me “five head” in high school going bald 😌

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Me before I go to bed: I don’t want the baby in bed with us tonight.
Me when I get in bed: I wanna cuddle my baby.

🥴

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My 10yo: If I make this nerf bullet into my room with my eyes closed you have to give me a dollar.

Me: I’m not giving you a dollar.

10yo: *shoots nerf gun* I made it! Give me my dollar.

Me: I’m not giving you a dollar.

10yo: Wow I can’t believe you cheated me.

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My husband and I talking to our baby:

Me: say mama
My husband: say dada
Me: say baba
My husband: *whispers* say fuck

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*baby whining in her sleep*
Me: What could she be having bad dreams about?
My husband: I know exactly what it is.
Me: What?
Husband: The time you put a honey mustard pretzel in her mouth.

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My husband just referred to my daughters high chair as a “lunch station”

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My 10yo(playing among us): I won’t betray him like I betrayed you

Me and my husband(in the other room): *whispers simultaneously* bros before hoooooooes

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Me: Do your new shoes fit!
My 10yo: Yup!
Me: Are they comfortable and do you like them?
10yo: Yeah…I got the drip.

HELP!

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This just in: my mom is now “allergic” to my dog that we’ve had for 3 years.

🙃

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My son goes to swim class with a brother and sister whose great grandmother brings them. She just whipped a stapler out of her purse to staple together the kids achievement certificates 😂

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My grandma: *reading local Facebook news to my grandpa*
My grandpa: I dare you to post “did anyone else see that naked guy running through the neighborhood”
My grandma: shut up Mike

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Baby: *crying*
*crying*
*crying*
Husband: *turkey noise*
Baby: *stops crying immediately*

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@emmywap Yayayayay!

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I’ve never seen a baby fight sleep as much as my 2 week old does. This girl will scream for 45 minutes before she’ll close ONE of her eyes.