maggie the ferocious beast

i do not think, therefore i do not am • she/her

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

i broke my arm doing a cartwheel off the couch and the day i got my cast off i thought that meant my arm had gained super strength, so i tried again and promptly broke my arm again. on the same day i got my cast off. doing the same thing. https://t.co/izebs93UjM

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

i’m actually ill. just when i free myself from the chains of the bear they bring me right back. what the FUCK

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Trying to figure out where you went wrong building that IKEA cupboard

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

@theashleyray i’m weirdly allergic to chicken and quail eggs (found out the hard way) so i figured duck was off the table, but i guess i have to try them?!

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

dr. robby would NEVER wear a helmet

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

BREAKING: HBO shares a still from the upcoming season 3 of THE PITT

[🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️sonsey but woker @sonseylament]

Its today.

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

this guy may have single handedly made me believe in lizard people

[Mark Moran @itsmarkmoran]

Today, I am putting Virginia & America First, to announce that I am running as an Independent for U.S. Senate.

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

@XenuRulez @capybaroness I rly get it but two seasons with two main character exits isn’t exactly a significant sample size, especially considering the controversy (right or wrong) surrounding Tracy. Also am I crazy? Have they not been hinting at Dr. Mohan getting ready to move on this entire season…?

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

a large part of why my relationship works is because he is your typical mid-30s texter and i secretly enjoy sending facebook mom style gifs

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

thinking about when gwen stefani used to be cool and make good music :(

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

i have known anthony for twenty minutes and i would die for him #JuryDuty

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

i can’t wait to read all the rational and nuanced discourse this episode of #ThePitt will bring! 🤠

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

chase infiniti is so insanely beautiful

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

@Dan_Fogelman i am screaming into the void about how much i love your show AHHHH WHY AM I SOBBING OVER A MAILMAN I JUST MET 20 MINUTES AGO YOU HORRIBLE GENIUS!!!

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

i somehow lost the ability to turn on night mode and it’s genuinely ruining my life

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

not me spelling her name wrong… shailene please forgive me i had loved you since divergent

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

i just can’t get over how good paradise is. shaliene woolley had me sobbing uncontrollably. what a beautiful performance and character arc 😭

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

the office park i work in is about to have a pressed cafe and a pickleball court…. parking it was nice knowing you 💔

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

this is insane and i’m so happy for him

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Ryan Gosling throws a Hail Mary during Final Jeopardy! #ProjectHailMary

[maggie the ferocious beast @mcggot]

no episode of #thepitt has ever flown by faster like what do you mean that was it???