Meghan McGlone Rayfield

Mom. Wife. Wild at Heart. Free Spirit. Dance Party Thrower. Fluent in Sarcasm. A Bit Snarky.

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

@sprintcare There's one other person in my home with a sprint phone and they cannot make outgoing calls either. I'm in zipcode 19601.

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

@sprint
Is there some sort of network issue? Unable to make any outgoing calls. Super frustrating, since I'm on call for work all night.

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

@sprintcare is there a network issue going on? We are unable to make outgoing calls to any number.

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

My 5 year old's current favorite movie - Jumanji, not the one that's old like mommy, the one that has "Hank with the Round Head" in it. @TheRock feel free to use that as your new name.

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

@Gr8bitPlayer !!!!!!

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

My 4 year old can sing his ABCs and the theme song to That 70s Show. Clearly, our parenting skills are on point. #parentingwin #parenting

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

@daxshepard any chance of a Let's Go To Prison reunion chat on @ArmchairExpPod ? Maybe some merlot making lessons with Barry?

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

Relaxing, listening to Tom Odell. The saxophone solo in "You're Gonna Break My Heart Tonight" starts, I hear, "BOOM! I'm gonna take my clothes off, saxophone solo sexy time," from my husband. Last time I let him listen to @daxshepard @ArmchairExpPod #saxophonesolo #heaintwrong

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

My parents have a bear problem, could be a female bear, could be some cubs, could be an entire gang of them, but I'm calling them Bart & leaving a pot of coffee for their enjoyment. #armchairexpert #withoutapaddle #nobartno @SethGreen @daxshepard

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

I'm not denying that he's incredible, just kind of surprised that when my 4 year old plays Super Heroes, Owen is included with Batman, SpiderMan, and Mater. @prattprattpratt @JurassicWorld @LEGO_Group #boymom #momlife #legotakeover #superheroes

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

Take time for yourself. If you don't prioritize you, who will?
#selfcare #workaholic #mindfulmeditation #relax #refresh #refocus

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

@daxshepard currently listening to @ArmchairExpPod of you and @bobmervak Heard the comment about HCJr and his accent. Have you checked out @hughlaurie and the Copper Bottom Band? Well worth a listen, if you haven't.

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

@msrachelhollis
Compelled to work excessively YES! I work excessively because it's a fulfilling way to avoid the tough stuff in life, the stuff that makes me feel BIG feels, the stuff that makes me doubt myself. #workaholic #workinprogress #girlwashyourface

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

Super, super lucky to be this little dude's mama. He let me sleep until 9:30 this morning, which is probably the latest I've slept since college.

#MothersDay #boymom #superhero

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

Happy Mother's Day to all the Mamas, Stepmoms, Foster Moms, Bereaved Moms, Expecting Mamas, Papas Stepping Up, Grandparents Parenting Grandchildren, Fur Mamas.

I see you creating your masterpiece and the world is going to be a better place because of all you have given and done.

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

If someone made Dom's ice charger into a fast boost r/c car, someone could surely do the same with the beautiful woody wagon @daxshepard has. I mean, good chance it could save the fate of @ToysRUs

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

Just forked the strawberries out of my @redrobinburgers freckled lemonade for the tiny dictator I grew inside me for 35 weeks to avoid a complete meltdown. #parentingwin #HappyMothersDay #boymom #mothersday2018

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

My wish for every person parenting a toddler out there. #ToddlerProbs #toddler #boymom #parentingtips #parentingwish #CoffeeLover #alldaycoffeedrinker

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

@daxshepard @joelmchale @ArmchairExpPod Where's the toilet? That's the shot we REALLY want to see.

[Meghan McGlone Rayfield @mcgloneray]

@LauraPrepon We love @laughingmanco It's delicious and we love the mission, vision, and promise @RealHughJackman has created.