Myke ✌

[Myke ✌ @mcgoffed]

Losing things by putting them where they belong 👍🏼

[Myke ✌ @mcgoffed]

Apparently you can't drink queso in public?? Pft.

[Myke ✌ @mcgoffed]

@hanparker23 Maybe dude

[Myke ✌ @mcgoffed]

@hanparker23 Spot on

[Myke ✌ @mcgoffed]

Got paint in my eye today and it still doesn't hurt as bad as Johnson Tear-Free Baby Shampoo.

[Myke ✌ @mcgoffed]

@hanparker23 Don't act like us NEVER seeing eye-to-eye is my fault. Throw on some high heels. Problem solved 🥂

[Myke ✌ @mcgoffed]

@kyyrraa___ it's refreshing to see that I'm featured in your header when I'm never on twitter haha. We looking gooooood 🥂👌🏼

[Myke ✌ @mcgoffed]

Papa Johns should deliver pizza for free to people who don't have plans on Friday

[Myke ✌ @mcgoffed]

Hey Twitter, it's been a while 👋🏼 #BackOnline

[Jentrovert @jentrovert]

If America is going to be great AGAIN we need to start with small things...like free tatertots & complimentary beer #Food #beer #GreatAgain

[Myke ✌ @mcgoffed]

@annamarie422 any person that might have been tapped into our line of conversation will now need therapy for the rest of their life.

[Annie Woosley @annie_woosley]

I wish i couldve recorded mine and @mcgoffed phone call just now. 😂

[Myke ✌ @mcgoffed]

@htolliver_13 I'm pretty sure we were born to throw back shots together 🎉🍻😘

[Myke ✌ @mcgoffed]

@brookenicole78 haha that pic was from exactly a year and 9 days ago! Lmao, thanks Brooke!! I miss you too (:

[b @brookenicole78]

Happy birthday sugar plum, we have so many old photos I could of used but I loved this one. Love&miss u😘 @mcgoffed

[Myke ✌ @mcgoffed]

Philosophy seriously goes in one ear and out the other

[Myke ✌ @mcgoffed]

Need to start carrying around an Epi-Pen for my allergy to children