☭ Greg 🚹

brother, roommate, friend, greg

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

Welcome to Callum city. Welcome to the state of Callum. Welcome to Callum nation. Welcome to Callum world. Welcome to the Callumverse.

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

Green beef

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

Names green bean (my cat) has been called 🧵

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

Because u have a boner

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

Imagine proposing and not being able to stand up afterwards

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

u should get time and a half for working Father’s Day

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

My bros at ampm have seen me at my lowest

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

Gotta remind myself the waiter offering to clear plates from ur table is not flirting

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

I need to get my wisdom teeth out asap but I can’t afford it on my own :(( I’ve been in pain for days

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

Please support this GoFundMe by donating or sharing—every bit of help makes a difference.

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[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

Please support this GoFundMe by donating or sharing—every bit of help makes a difference.

https://t.co/922yP5V4vL

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

It’s dope as fuck onions have layers

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

I want to be a father so bad it hurts

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

Shidding on yall w the boom boom

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

The one time I needed the bots to comment and they failed me

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

I just wanna be able to afford my house and car and go to school but omg I already work a full time job and this is just impossible. Like actually what is there I can do. How does one become involved in the adult industry…

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

Many qualities of me are presumably evil.. social worker, dj, man, ex husband. But I’m actually awesome. I love being a living hypocrisy

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

2026 is cursed for cars… I have already dropped maybe 3k on repairs this year and just now discovered my wheel is barely hanging on :D

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

Living in Portland has brought me the beautiful opportunity to dj a vegan breakfast party for a celery influencer… Ik this is a bunch of buzzwords but I am not making this up

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

I just talked to the king and I’m not being executed tonight…

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

Ape shit really

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

I feel primal towards Matthew lillard

[☭ Greg 🚹 @mcgregory_greg]

22 year old**