hot dog monologue

pronouns: They/Them if you misgender me my cashapp:$hallylately

[hot dog monologue @mcgrittit]

@emilyiscorny This is a really cool idea

[hot dog monologue @mcgrittit]

@TheJoelRuby @wenchposting Bro how many beautiful women have been in our home the last month I don’t wanna hear nothin about needing hope you’re the goal

[Emily Cornelius @emilyiscorny]

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trying to reach the top shelf

[latke @latkedelrey]

when your chronic illness is chronic illness-ing and someone says “it’s always something with you” like… yes… one might say the illness is… chronic

[hot dog monologue @mcgrittit]

@CatieOsaurus In a vase

[ali 👻 @probablyalissa]

“kill them with kindness” wrong. crow attack
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[Vivian @suchnerve]

“the mainstream media radicalizes people’s beliefs about gender”

actually for me it began with seeing male relatives sit on their asses doing nothing while all the women and girls were running around doing all the work like unpaid servants at every single gathering

[hot dog monologue @mcgrittit]

@bluemangroup @GusRachels Hmu when you’re ready for my proposal of a new show piece where the blue men drag each other through the garden and become a Chicago hot dog-I have the monologue and presentation ready and I’m free next Tuesday

[Emily Cornelius @emilyiscorny]

I want a boob job! These milkers have been hanging out rent free for two long. If you know anyone that is hiring boobs lmk
open to 1099 work

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

BREAKING 🚨: NASA is monitoring an asteroid that could collide with Earth on Valentine's Day in 2046

'a 1 in 400 chance'

[hot dog monologue @mcgrittit]

@Gulujoon I have an outbreak at my workplace rn

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

They should make The Last of Us, but it’s the dinosaurs fighting for their lives after the asteroid hit. There will need to be a gay episode as well.

[hot dog monologue @mcgrittit]

@IamShaydawg @AWeebInNewYork

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

embarrassing for both of them tbh

[hot dog monologue @mcgrittit]

@talkhurleytome