Michael Chacey

Apparently I'm a doctor?!

[Michael Chacey @mchacey]

@NickSeam Fletch reboot with Donald Glover

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@NickSeam It’s like Sophie’s choice, but set during end stage capitalism

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@hexidecima I am visiting next week. Please hold off on any volcano related activities until such a time as I have returned home

[Michael Chacey @mchacey]

@hexidecima Sorry, but taken out of context, this reads like a haiku about constipation

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@NickSeam Got it

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@pulmmatt Chacey 2020: seriously is it Lunchtime?

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@Skepticscalpel Everyone is credentialed (including reps), there is no specific consent for reps, students... it says “credentialed personal” or something close to that.

[Michael Chacey @mchacey]

@NickSeam Men’s Rights Activist???

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@DJcookie777

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@medicalaxioms I first read this as CPR rather than CRP which makes it a very different question.

[Michael Chacey @mchacey]

@NickSeam I have had a blast making these. We have made 1 a day since March 15th

[Michael Chacey @mchacey]

As we argue about @GuyFieri and the merits of FlavorTown

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@AbbieBegnaud Square feet of living space in quarantine. Presence of personal yard/ Garden. High speed internet price and availability

[Michael Chacey @mchacey]

@AbbieBegnaud @zoom_us I’m reminded of the Nissan kid... (whispers) “zoom zoom”

[Michael Chacey @mchacey]

We had some down time so paid tribute to @funnyordie boss Will Ferrell

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

It's possible in the coming days that specialists may be called upon to help out our critical care colleagues, so I thought I'd share a few tips for my fellow ophthalmologists on how to manage a ventilator. Hope this helps...

[Michael Chacey @mchacey]

@hexidecima 2,000 give or take

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@hexidecima Not me. I hate stuff

[Michael Chacey @mchacey]

@susie_carroll They said saw the blindfold and said “quick guys, while she can’t see us. Let’s crime!”