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I was born sick but I love it. ✨

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[llamanade @MCheneyy]

This is still mostly true. (I fell asleep after 20 min)

[llamanade @MCheneyy]

Hey so like I've never seen hocus pocus

[llamanade @MCheneyy]

@KatyOneill7

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Saturday Night @MBMBaM—
Listen guys. Every two years I moonlight as a Billy Joel Weird Al but only with very specific lyrics for podcasts I like. Here are the lyrics.

[llamanade @MCheneyy]

@MBMBaM

[llamanade @MCheneyy]

@wonderfulpod how have you not seen these???

[llamanade @MCheneyy]

Since when is Hootie and the Blowfish a vibe?

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Good morning ladies, beautiful day to get this money!! Good morning men, beautiful day to shut the fuck up

[llamanade @MCheneyy]

Just took a $20 Uber to downtown thru shit traffic only to be told that the parking ticket office at city hall closes at 4:30 EVEN THO I GOOGLED IT AND IT SAID 5 BUT ITS COOL IM FINE

[llamanade @MCheneyy]

I really super duper love getting out of work and birds are chirping, the sun is rising and I want to die. Also I smell like a bar floor....

[llamanade @MCheneyy]

@GaelannAleighaa It’s just RUDE

[llamanade @MCheneyy]

So Disney jus gon go ahead and make another penguin movie like March of the penguins didnt even happen. Like it didnt mean nothin? Ur fuckin fake Disney

[llamanade @MCheneyy]

@Kuhliene Egg shaped anything really......

[llamanade @MCheneyy]

The flu episode of parks and rec is by far the best episode. Fight me.

[llamanade @MCheneyy]

Unrealistic beauty standards are cool because you’re face should be dewy and glowing, but not too dewy or you’ll look greasy so you should try to look matte but not too matte because then you’ll look dull and lifeless and no one will ever love you.

[llamanade @MCheneyy]

Excuse me but how the fuck were people folding before Marie condo jw

[Bricks Assembled @bricksassembled]

i’ve either made a great discovery or a terrible mistake