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[martin chivers @mchivers]

@FrancisChipp @vinayulol_ Fucking Outstanding @FrancisChipp

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@ZiaYusufUK No we're not. At all

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@reformparty_uk That's an absolutely honking advert

Even by reform standards 🤢🤢

[martin chivers @mchivers]

@Pooliemags1Ttv Miley isn't quick enough or good enough to do a full season at right back

[martin chivers @mchivers]

@agbnufc_ @LFC I think he's injured

What have they done to him

Always fit for us 🙄

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

🩻Did Nigel Farage break the House of Commons Code of Conduct by accepting an undeclared donation from Christopher Harborne?

Yes, he very much did.

I read the code of conduct and pulled out the relevant sections [see the graphic below].

One of the excuses being trotted out is that it was for security and so it doesn't need to be declared. That's wrong, though.

It's a misinterpretation of the rule below, stating that security proved by public funds does not have to be declared.

The other fundamental flaw is the argument that it was a personal gift, not a donation. The Electoral Commission is very clear on what counts as a donation.

“A donation is money, goods, property or services which are given:
without charge or on non-commercial terms”

This type of egregious breach of the code is dealt with by the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards, but nothing has been documented on their website so far.

Will he get away with another breach? To add to the 17 missed declarations earlier in the year. Probably.

[martin chivers @mchivers]

@stevewraith @ToonPolls It was still properly embarrassing 🤷‍♂️

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@cyp_toon @iancarterIM @seaned75 Eddie howes level 7 mags 👍

[martin chivers @mchivers]

I've seen more people queuing for the toilet at our local pub

[Stand Up To Racism @AntiRacismDay]

Fascist Britain First in Manchester today. We have to unite to stop the threat of the far right.

Saturday 16 May come together to oppose fascist Tommy Robinson.

[martin chivers @mchivers]

@TiceRichard Too many words Dick. Keep it simple for your voters

[martin chivers @mchivers]

@KAIROSMMA2 Is he stood in a hole?

[martin chivers @mchivers]

@EricLDaugh They don't bomb countries for no good reason like a bunch of arseholes 🤷‍♂️

[Douglas Jackson @Dougwriter]

Had an eye implant done at Falkirk hospital this morning. Appointment at 9, called at 8.55, eye test, scan, procedure, recovery, out by 9.30. Staff unfailingly cheerful, efficient and informative. Don’t let anybody mess with the NHS.

[martin chivers @mchivers]

@RickShielsPGA Odyssey #7

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@agbnufc_ Chelsea and spurs are the results of sacking the manager every fortnight

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@TonyMunday1968 No offense but how do all the organisations make loads of money

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@AdamP1242 I've blocked him

The most negative toon fan on here and he has plenty competition

[martin chivers @mchivers]

@nadhimzahawi @RhonddaBryant @UKLabour You should have invited the tired lad into your tax funded heated stables

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@Toon_TaIk Unfortunately when he is forced out it'll be too late to realise how good he is