michael ✨

michael, 24, they/them

your friendly neighbourhood technicolor dream slut

[michael ✨ @mchlmore]

geese know god intimately and that's why they're like that

[michael ✨ @mchlmore]

@terratrio (ao3sim maker here, saw u in its notifs lmao): it's not a mistake, actually! it's how I avoid the bot spitting out incest!
the second list just excludes anyone whose related to anyone else on the list

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

why the heck are devils so obsessed with getting others to debate them oh my dang who the heck cares?

[\newcommand{\femb0t}{ @__femb0t]

booty shorts that say "essential npc: do not kill" across the ass

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

the US tried to assassinate castro over 600 times, yet he refused to wear a bulletproof vest. when a journalist asked him about it, this was his response:

[Ariadne @ariadnecrete]

how to save your boyfriend from getting lost in your Dad’s maze.
[a thread] 🧵

[michael ✨ @mchlmore]

@Felam135 hey fun fact I hate you

[Gina Garavalia @GinaGaravalia]

Can you find the four leaf clover? 🍀

[Scott's been Terrified 3 ⚰️💉💊 @scotto_robotto]

how do people get bored of 'monster of the week' its literally a new monster every week

[michael ✨ @mchlmore]

@Felam135 I managed to order some a few hours ago, so maybe it'll be back up again soon?

[michael ✨ @mchlmore]

@ao3simulator yesssss thank u

[michael ✨ @mchlmore]

@ao3simulator gimme a ship

[michael ✨ @mchlmore]

@ao3simulator ship please cmon buddy

[michael ✨ @mchlmore]

@ao3simulator or maybe a prompt??

[michael ✨ @mchlmore]

20+k in, time to completely rip this fic apart and stitch it back together in a totally different shape lmao

[ao3 simulator @ao3simulator]

Pickle Rick made money off the Iraq war

[michael ✨ @mchlmore]

turing test who

[trop belle 🤎 @Aestheticthin13]

One with Nature