Mike Schaefer

I do things and people like it

[Mike Schaefer @mchlschaefer25]

“If you’re sittin on the couch you’re obviously not riding powder, so……”

[Mike Schaefer @mchlschaefer25]

Just finished scrolling old tik toks on my insta reels so I can tweet about it on a platform the worlds richest man is trying to kill so my grandparents can see a screenshot of this in about 6 to 8 months on facebook

[Mike Schaefer @mchlschaefer25]

Can we get a @StewartsShops float in the macys parade next year?

[Mike Schaefer @mchlschaefer25]

10 inches less than 2 feet. So 14 inches? Yeah

[Mike Schaefer @mchlschaefer25]

“No no they’re doing very well, they lost last week.”

[Mike Schaefer @mchlschaefer25]

How is it that I feel better and more rested off of 5 hrs of sleep as opposed to a full 8 hrs

[Mike Schaefer @mchlschaefer25]

“Hell naw man, all I need to fight this hangover rn is water and stoke”

[Mike Schaefer @mchlschaefer25]

Me at this precise moment

[Epic DND Memes @epicdndmemes]

#dnd #ttrpg

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

it’s called fashion

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

i want my whole apartment to smell like i shoved pumpkins up my ass

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

to whom it may concern: oooo u wanna kiss me soooo bad

[Mike Schaefer @mchlschaefer25]

My toxic trait is buying coffee every time I go to @StewartsShops even if I don’t need or want it

[Mike Schaefer @mchlschaefer25]

I. Am. Shooketh.

[Mike Schaefer @mchlschaefer25]

I can’t tell if what I’m eating is chicken or potatoes

[Mike Schaefer @mchlschaefer25]

First you gotta get to Ohio, then you have to go to Poland from there

[Mike Schaefer @mchlschaefer25]

Little miss dirty safety wipe