samderella 🌱

i am a lactose tolerant bitch (she/her)

[samderella 🌱 @mcintoshsamara]

if your Instagram is private you’re a weak bitch

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what is the hold that amazon has on the tiktok girlies????

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i get a very anxious reaction when I hear the sound my uleth email makes when I get an email

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i have 3 glasses of wine and someone asks me about my dog and I get teary

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is struggling to write my thesis the same as a ✨creative block✨?

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“don’t go to grad school, do not go to grad school”

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why is 3pm the most unproductive time

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@summer4meplz i have a bachelor’s of Therapeutic Recreation!! it was a comparison of the housewives and how I am as a practitioner

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@0104ashley @Andy please keep in mind it was 2019. if I could do it all over, I’d pick another franchise completely

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a reminder that I did my final project of my undergrad degree on the real housewives of Beverly Hills and aced it @Andy

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“fuckin mess me up with a bath” -Mel LMAO OK

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yesterday I cried during counselling bc fall hasn’t “happened” yet in case you wanted to know how year two of grad school is going

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@tiabodnarukxo you know what

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have never heard latch season blow up any other year the way it has this year

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sos I need a tutorial on how to grade on moodle

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that’s literally the only problem I DONT HAVE

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tell me why my tiktok fyp thinks I have a nicotine problem

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

Wait…symposium means drinking party? I think we need to get back to basics with the symposiums at conferences

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he’s like absolutely fucking not

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what do I do if I really want to have a nap bc I ✨need✨ the nap but really am not tired at all

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everytime someone in an email tells me to “enjoy my summer”, I want to immediately respond and tell them, in fact, I am not enjoying it