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[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

It was going to be one game but Starmer called FIFA

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

322 Labour members of Parliament have nominated Andy Burnham for leader.

He will become PM unchallenged. This is still unacceptable right @DavidLammy?

We need a General Election NOW.

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

If England fans rioted in London last night, like the Moroccans did, Keir Starmer would post how appalled he was.

Shabana Mahmood would want the culprits to be fast tracked through the courts.

Sadiq Khan would be sickened and randomly blaming Reform.

So far, nothing from them.

[Chris Bayliss @baylissbaghdad]

Britain has trading standards officers from the local council doing the kind of work that in America would be led by the FBI. Small businesses being used as fronts for money laundering is not a trading standards matter - it is serious organised crime.

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

Not ok. These are our children not the states. The state has no right to withhold information.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

In 125 years we went from hanging horse thieves to “sorry this illegal alien r4ped and killed your daughter, but his IQ is too low to stand trial or know right from wrong.”

[Robbie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @McRobScot]

You work tooth and nail to provide everything for your family whilst getting taxed to the hilt.

Meanwhile, people who contribute nothing get everything from the state.

Hard graft is punished in Britain.

[David Thunder @davidjthunder]

The restriction of VPNs, which are one of the ways you can access the world wide web even if your government tries to stop you, is the hallmark of authoritarian regimes like China, Russia and Iran. U.K. is now on course to join them.

[Edward Oakenfull @EdwardOakenfull]

What kind of weak system allows a migrant worker to bring in as many as 15 family members? This is a total scam. Everyone that has abused this system needs deporting. https://t.co/Ua33Kocfgt

[Robert Jenrick @RobertJenrick]

Steve behaved like a dictator by illegally cancelling local elections for 5 million people.

Now he’s arguing that calling a by-election is ‘avoiding scrutiny’.

He hates the British people.

[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

Suicidal empathy is giving a man indefinite leave to remain in your country while not knowing where he is from. The UK has morphed into a joke country that is no longer serious about protecting its own people.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Another reason why nobody should vote Labour for a long time

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

On today's episode of 'Will Andy Burnham be a good PM?'

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

Remember @UKLabour are currently pushing to criminalise attempts to prevent autistic, gay and gender-nonconforming children from mutilating themselves.

[Mel Stride @MelJStride]

If you aren't working why can't you look after your own children? Why should working parents pay even higher taxes to fund free childcare for people on benefits?

Labour are not the party of work, they are the party of welfare.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Customer: "Oat milk, please. Trying to lower my footprint."

Barista: "Course. Happy with the rapeseed oil in it?"

Customer: "Rapeseed oil? In milk?"

Barista: "It's not milk. It's oats, water, and a good glug of seed oil for the creaminess."

Customer: "I avoid seed oils."

Barista: "You're about to wear a moustache of one."

Customer: "...Almond, then?"

Barista: "Lovely. How do you feel about draining California?"

Customer: "The soy?"

Barista: "Comes with a complimentary top-up of oestrogen. On the house."

Customer: "...Coconut?"

Barista: "Flown across an ocean, and more saturated fat than lard."

Customer: "What's the little carton at the back?"

Barista: "That one's just milk. Cow, field, grass, done. No factory, no solvent, no asterisk."

Customer: "And the footprint on that?"

Barista: "She made it out of rain. Yours is the taxi you took here to ask."

[Harvey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @THFCHarvey18]

It’s all so fake and performative. Egypt have a wall between them and Palestine and refuse to accept any Palestinians into their country 😂

[spiked @spikedonline]

Andy Burnham has confirmed he’ll restrict VPNs, potentially bringing Britain in line with China, Russia and Iran. Starmer’s censorship regime will be expanded and deepened. Big Burnham will be watching you, says Fraser Myers
https://t.co/hCLj2aEEcV

[Dr. Matthew M. Wielicki @MatthewWielicki]

I was born in the People's Republic of Poland, behind the Iron Curtain. So it's always fascinating to watch people romanticize the very ideology millions spent decades trying to escape.

Call it socialism, communism, collectivism, or "democratic socialism." The branding changes, but the core idea doesn't: more government control over the economy, less individual liberty, and politicians deciding who owns, produces, and profits.

The collectivist regimes of the 20th century were responsible for immense human suffering and hundreds of millions of deaths. Yet somehow, people promoting these ideas are celebrated instead of being asked why history should end differently this time.

[Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ]

Your party literally just staged an internal coup by standing down in one seat so it could clear the way for Andy Burnham while also forcing fresh mayoral elections in Manchester.

Labour Party = Joke Party.