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[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Dr Ofweneke is a bitch for deleting that podcast,worse than Kibe.
Whatever Kibe said was wrong but the whole point of podcasts is to avoid censorship and have stupid,intelligent or whatever group of people you prefer air their opinions and then have a constructive conversation around it.
It’s from such talks that the society grows maturely and intellectually!!

[Seth Olale @SethOlale]

An estimated A Million Kenyan Arsenal Fans storm Nairobi CBD for Mock - Title Trophy Parade.

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

May God grant the family and friends comfort, peace, and courage to bear with the loss of Ms Rachel Wandetto.

The criminals that attacked this hardworking and promising lady will be held to account, irrespective of their affiliation.

Kenya has no place for political intolerance that suppresses free speech or association. This threatens our democratic stability.

[Ken Gitau🇰🇪 @GitauKE]

@aomenya Fixed it

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

CURRENCIES IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

I Know a Time is Coming when Kenyans will Say Enough is enough and that KRA building will be reduced to Rubble. 16% VAT on Business Rent is Punitive .

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Ahsante Kisumu.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Zoning Democratic Movement lied to us about making sure that Kisumu rally doesn't happen. Oron and Atandi MUST refund the money they collected.

[Your Best Version @YourPrimePath]

I fell in love with this quote:

"No matter your age, you'll always wish you started younger, but today is the youngest you'll ever be. So start today."

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Nobody is rich enough. Just pray that life doesn’t test you with a problem bigger than your account balance. Always stay humble and kind.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Alcohol borrows happiness from tomorrow.That is why the next day you feel very miserable because you already spent today's happiness last night.If you borrow enough from yourself you start taking from those you love.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

When that Russian guy showed up, this disloyal wife instantly forgot she even had a husband.

Marriage? What marriage?

Her whole pathetic life went out the window the second she got hit on by him.

Completely star-struck and desperate, she practically dropped off her kid at home like garbage, then sprinted back to his Airbnb just to make sure his visa was locked down tight.

What an amazing wife and mother. 😎

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

That Russian guy was just offering them tap water and straight to bed. If you choose to break your back to impress a woman, you need to call yourself to a meeting.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Rev Lucy Natasha is currently staring at hard times so serious even her miracles have gone to self-quarantine. Through her social media pages, the prophetess of might Yehovah Wanyonyi has announced that the church is officially closing and all operations are moving online, preaching, healing, anointing, and of course offerings.

The miracles have gone remote. If you need deliverance, please refresh your browser. Now here’s where it gets spicy. On 31st December, while standing on a pulpit that still had hope, she boldly declared that 2026 is the year of economic growth and the year people will touch millions.

Barely weeks later, she herself failed to touch rent. The same hands that were supposed to connect us to heaven’s billions are now connecting us to Walala Hoii Wi-Fi signals. The woman who was allocating miracles has now declared spiritual bankruptcy.

Turns out the touch millions package did not include the prophetess herself. Heaven said, “Apply online.” But let’s be honest, her biggest crime wasn’t rent. Her biggest crime was getting married to Patel.

Most of us men were loyal church members not because of the word, but because of the word and the view. We were fasting with hope. We were sowing seeds with vision. We were praying with long-term intentions.

Most men frequented her church with the hope of bedding her one day. In French we say, “Mwîhoko wangui ûthiraga riiko rîahingwo.” Since Patel came in, the altar lost followers, ushers lost motivation, and brothers stopped shouting “Amen” with meaning.

Now the church is online, the miracles are buffering, the offerings are on M-Pesa, and the hopes of many young men are officially archived. Since she decided to let Patel eat the food that faces the earth, she should focus on her relationship & leave us waumini alone.

Tutowe sadaka wakule na wakulane? Hapana, sadaka yetu hatuwezi letea jambazi. Wacha tu waende Online, after all it’s reducing rent expenses and increasing disposable income. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Raila Odinga Junior @Railajunior]

**In Loving Memory of Rt Hon Raila Amolo Odinga CGH**  
**A Message from the Odinga Family**  

The Odinga Family wishes to express our heartfelt gratitude to everyone who stood with us during this profoundly painful time following the passing of our beloved Baba Raila Amolo Odinga.

On this day, the 7th of January 2026, as we remember him on his birthday, we would like to acknowledge the profound support of the President of Kenya, H.E. Dr. William Samoei Ruto, Deputy President, H.E. Kithure Kindiki, PCS, H.E. Musalia Mudavadi and the entire government of Kenya for their outstanding support and kindness. We say thank you to the various funeral committees  that facilitated a proper send off for Baba.

We are also grateful to The Rt Honourable Narendra Modi, Prime Minister of India, for his government's assistance in bringing Baba back home swiftly. Additionally, we are deeply appreciative of the condolences and presence from former Presidents H.E. Uhuru Kenyatta, H.E. Olusegun Obasanjo (Nigeria), H.E. Nana Akufo-Addo (Ghana), H.E. Jakaya Kikwete (Tanzania), and H.E Akinwumi Adesina (African Development Bank). Your willingness to travel from afar to pay your respects means the world to us.

Our sincere thanks extend to all the Governors and county assemblies of Kenya for facilitating a smooth send-off, especially H.E. Johnson Sakaja (Nairobi), H.E. Anyang’ Nyong’o (Kisumu), and H.E. James Orengo (Siaya). We appreciate General Charles Muriu Kahariri, Rt. Hon. Moses Wetangula, Rt. Hon. Amason Kingi, and all members of the National Assembly for their seamless coordination of events.

We are thankful to the many world leaders, friends, and the people of Kenya for their outpouring of love and support. Your kind messages and gestures brought us immense comfort during this difficult time, and we are grateful to all media houses for their thorough coverage of Baba’s life.

Recognition is also due to the entire staff and The ODM Party fraternity who supported Baba throughout his lifetime and who have remained a strong unit during this time.

A special acknowledgment goes to the dedicated medical team led by Dr. David Oluoch-Olunya, Dr. Martin Wanyoike, Dr. Eva Njenga, Dr. Robin Mogere, and Dr. Abdul Msaddi, the staff of Devamatha Hospital in Koothattukulam, Kerala, India and the staff of Nairobi Hospital. Your compassionate care for Baba and commitment to his well-being will always be remembered.

We cherish all the messages of support, love, and kindness. It brings us peace to know how deeply Baba touched the lives of many.

With esteemed gratitude,  
The Raila Odinga Family

[Saitabao ole Kanchory @Saitabao]

Waislamu pia kumbe ni waongo hivi?
1 Patrick Mburu never presented himself as an IT expert. It is Joe Mucheru who ran this con and when I protested you and Makua Mutua strongly came to his defence.
2. It is you, Junet who kept Raila away from the command centre for reasons which were then best known to you and which are now obvious to all. It is ridiculous to suggest that Raila had restricted access to the command centre. Yes he rarely came but not because he couldn't. When I insisted that Baba must join us and get a hands-on feeling of what was happening, you Junet told me that Baba was too busy and could not be involved or bothered by 'such small matters as the issue of agents".
3. When as ODM we tried to set up a backup agents management system and tallying centre,
you Junet Mohamed frustrated it and had it dismantled almost leading to a fallout between Raila and his loyal lieutenant and fellow political detainee Dr. Oduor On'gwen the Executive Director of ODM who was also my deputy.
4. Raila Odinga appointed you Minority Leader because he was planning to sellout and needed a broker and you happen to be a damn fine one. As broker you have carried your assignment with diligence and dedication and have managed to sell your boss to his detriment and demise. Your job is done. The rest of us are not for sale.
5. You Junet of all people cannot talk of 2022

More to follow...

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[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

US authorities are moving to seize Kenyan luxury properties bought using proceeds of a Sh39 billion Covid-era fraud uncovered in Minnesota.

Investigators say the money was laundered into apartments and resorts.

[DP 🇰🇪 @DanChepta]

Cyrus Jirongo had 38 known children and likely more unknown

Yet he never doubted his role or demanded a DNA test.

He provided for them all in good faith.

Meanwhile, you have only one child,

But you’ve insisted on more than 5 DNA tests just to prove he is yours,

All because the child doesn’t look like you or your ancestors.

Shame on you.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

BABU OWINO perceived as next Luo kingpin following Raila Odinga death at 33pc, Infotrak poll shows; Oburu Oginga polls 10pc, Gladys Wanga 7pc, Orengo 4pc, and Raymond Omollo 2pc

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

It’s now 9 months since Atandi took over the Chair of Budget and Appropriations committee from Ndindi.

They had accused Ndindi for using that position to take development to his constituents.

Atandi added another girlfriend while Ndindi continues to launch projects.