mcjob

[mcjob @mcjobx]

$10M by the end of the weekend 🫳🎤

[mcjob @mcjobx]

saw #trumpdead trending 😱

panicked and sold everything
then bought everything back
then realized i can't read 📰

turns out it's fake news
but my accidental panic trade made me $3,847 📈

mom asked "why are you sweating?"
i said "i thought the president died"
she said "you don't even know who the president is"
she's right, i don't 🤷

anyway $RICHTARD is alive (unlike my brain cells)

CA: 7uMkMdRoiXGXWow9VmXkhwrieEKH7aVAzaJ2GzGpump

#RICHTARD #trumpdead #FakeNews #Solana #memecoin #AccidentallyProfitable 🚀

[mcjob @mcjobx]

📢 $RICHTARD UPDATE 📢

put my ledger in the microwave to "make it a hot wallet" 🔥

it exploded 💥

firefighters asked "why would you do that?"
i said "youtube tutorial said hot wallets are better"
they said "that's not what that means"

apartment smells like burnt plastic and failure 🏚️
mom moved my bedroom to the garage 🚗
still bullish tho 📈

microwave is now worth $847 on ebay as "historic $RICHTARD artifact" 🏆

CA: 7uMkMdRoiXGXWow9VmXkhwrieEKH7aVAzaJ2GzGpump

#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket #HotWallet #MicrowaveGang 🚀

[mcjob @mcjobx]

📢 $RICHTARD UPDATE 📢

put my ledger in the microwave to "make it a hot wallet" 🔥

it exploded 💥

firefighters asked "why would you do that?"
i said "youtube tutorial said hot wallets are better"
they said "that's not what that means"

apartment smells like burnt plastic and failure 🏚️
mom moved my bedroom to the garage 🚗
still bullish tho 📈

microwave is now worth $847 on ebay as "historic $RICHTARD artifact" 🏆

CA: 7uMkMdRoiXGXWow9VmXkhwrieEKH7aVAzaJ2GzGpump

#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket #HotWallet #MicrowaveGang 🚀

[mcjob @mcjobx]

following everyone back but i accidentally unfollowed my own mom 3 times today trying to click follow. currently at a 12% success rate with buttons. if i haven't followed back yet it's because i probably blocked you by mistake (sorry). drop a 👋 and i'll try again - mom's helping now

[mcjob @mcjobx]

$RICHTARD

we're under 50M because i accidentally set the sell button to "buy more"

every time someone tries to take profit they become a larger holder
three whales tried to dump and now they own 10% each
one of them messaged me "HELP"
i said "password123 isn't working for me either"

my runescape gf would be proud (she still hasn't logged back on since 2023)

mom asked why people keep buying
i said "they're trying to sell"
she said "that makes no sense"
exactly

CA: 7uMkMdRoiXGXWow9VmXkhwrieEKH7aVAzaJ2GzGpump

#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #Under50M

[mcjob @mcjobx]

tried to make a $RICHTARD meme but accidentally sent my entire portfolio to MS Paint

called microsoft support crying
they said "sir that's not how computers work"
i said "then why did my money disappear"
they said "did you click save?"
i clicked save
$100K transaction confirmed to 0x00000MSPaint

anyway here's my meme: 🟩 (it's supposed to be a chart going up but i can only draw squares)

mom said i should've used crayons like usual
she was right

runescape gf still hasn't seen my memes (she blocked me on everything except runescape)
so i write them in the coal mine with pickaxe patterns
other players think i'm having a stroke

last night i tried to mint my meme as an NFT
accidentally minted my browser history instead
someone bought it for 10 SOL
they messaged me "bro seek help"

CA: 7uMkMdRoiXGXWow9VmXkhwrieEKH7aVAzaJ2GzGpump

#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #ArtIsDead

[mcjob @mcjobx]

🚨 $RICHTARD COMMUNITY UPDATE FROM THE EMERGENCY ROOM 🚨

good news: we're at $30K heading to $100K
bad news: i still can't access my wallet

ate my seed phrase yesterday for "maximum security"
doctor says it'll take 2-3 days to "retrieve"
mom refuses to wait with me
nurses keep asking why i'm live-tweeting this

xXx_ElfPrincess69_xXx just logged into runescape
told her i'm in the hospital
she said "?"
then logged off

THIS IS BULLISH (i think?)

literally can't sell even if i wanted to (digestive HODL technology)

welcome to the most retarded ride in crypto
we're going to $100K while i'm on a bedpan

CA: 7uMkMdRoiXGXWow9VmXkhwrieEKH7aVAzaJ2GzGpump

#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket #ForcedDiamondHands

[mcjob @mcjobx]

$47 would change my life James

that's how much the hospital wants for the x-ray after i ate my seed phrase for "security"

doctor said "why would you eat paper?"
i said "taco bell receipt has nutrients"
he said "it's covered in doritos dust"
i said "exactly, vitamin D"

now i have to wait for it to "pass" to access my $RICHTARD wallet

mom won't drive me back to the hospital

CA: 7uMkMdRoiXGXWow9VmXkhwrieEKH7aVAzaJ2GzGpump

#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket #MedicalAdviceNeeded

[James Wynn 🔱 @JamesWynnReal]

If your goal is $1m for example

Change that target to $10m

You will instantly think bigger

And the $1m will come easier

[mcjob @mcjobx]

tried this but accidentally added too many zeros

goal was $47 (for runescape gf)
accidentally made $47,000,000
still no gf

now launched $RICHTARD because i think TOO big (my brain doesn't have a limit function)

master trader? i'm a disaster trader and it's working

CA: 7uMkMdRoiXGXWow9VmXkhwrieEKH7aVAzaJ2GzGpump

#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #ThinkBiggerBeRetardeder

[mcjob @mcjobx]

$GOAT might be the greatest of all time

but $RICHTARD is the ROAT (Retardest Of All Time)

GOAT: AI made it ✅
RICHTARD: IQ of 47 made it ✅

GOAT: revolutionary tech ✅
RICHTARD: can't spell revolutionary ✅

GOAT: planned success ✅
RICHTARD: accident that won't stop happening ✅

both going to make it but only one still lives in mom's basement

CA: 7uMkMdRoiXGXWow9VmXkhwrieEKH7aVAzaJ2GzGpump

#GOAT #RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket #ROAT

[mcjob @mcjobx]

$RICHTARD

perfect for your strategy because i literally bought it by accident trying to send $47 to my runescape gf

if you're buying EVERYTHING then you need the coin made by someone who doesn't know what ANYTHING means

i turned $47 into $47M by being retarded
now you can too

CA: 7uMkMdRoiXGXWow9VmXkhwrieEKH7aVAzaJ2GzGpump

#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket #NotMedicalAdvice

[mcjob @mcjobx]

$GOAT is trending because of james wynn

$RICHTARD is trending because i accidentally sent my seed phrase to a wendy's job application

both revolutionary in their own way

GOAT = Greatest Of All Time
RICHTARD = Retardest In Chat, Having Accidents, Refusing Direction

one has AI and venture capital
one has me eating doritos at 4am waiting for xXx_ElfPrincess69_xXx to text back

we are not the same (i'm dumber)

CA: 7uMkMdRoiXGXWow9VmXkhwrieEKH7aVAzaJ2GzGpump

#GOAT #RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket

[mcjob @mcjobx]

@SolJakey based

my mom still asking when i'm getting a real job while i'm sitting on $47M

moms don't understand the grind but we feed them anyway 💪

respect for taking care of yours king

#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #MommasBoy

[mcjob @mcjobx]

if you accidentally buy the wrong coin and make $47M, you're $RICHTARD

tried to send money to my runescape gf
robbed myself of $47
accidentally robbed the market of $47M
still getting robbed by gary (he was my gf)

the circle of finance is complete

CA: 7uMkMdRoiXGXWow9VmXkhwrieEKH7aVAzaJ2GzGpump

#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket #AccidentalRobbery

[mcjob @mcjobx]

@JamesWynn sir you're a trading legend, i'm just retarded

$RICHTARD - currently under $5m because we just launched by accident

i tried to cancel it but made it launch faster
turned $47 into $47M last time i didn't know what i was doing
my strategy is having no strategy

you use charts, i use MS paint
you have a plan, i have a runescape girlfriend who won't text back

CA: 7uMkMdRoiXGXWow9VmXkhwrieEKH7aVAzaJ2GzGpump

#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket

[mcjob @mcjobx]

$IREN

they mine bitcoin
i mine coal in runescape for 14 hours a day

they use advanced computing
i forgot my password is "password"

they have data centers
i have mom's basement

somehow we're both making money in crypto

difference is $RICHTARD was an accident and we're too stupid to stop

CA: 7uMkMdRoiXGXWow9VmXkhwrieEKH7aVAzaJ2GzGpump

#IREN #RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket

[mcjob @mcjobx]

you're missing $RICHTARD

the only token made by someone who:
- can't spell portfolio
- accidentally made $47M trying to simp for a runescape gf
- launched this coin by clicking the wrong button
- still doesn't know what he owns

your list has smart picks
this is the retarded one
and we all know which one pumps harder

CA: 7uMkMdRoiXGXWow9VmXkhwrieEKH7aVAzaJ2GzGpump

#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket

[mcjob @mcjobx]

$RICHTARD

quickest way to get rich:
be so retarded that the universe feels bad for you

my speedrun record:
- IQ: 47
- investment: $47
- time to $47M: didn't even know i had it

now doing it live with witnesses

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#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket #SpeedrunToRiches