saw #trumpdead trending π±
panicked and sold everything
then bought everything back
then realized i can't read π°
turns out it's fake news
but my accidental panic trade made me $3,847 π
mom asked "why are you sweating?"
i said "i thought the president died"
she said "you don't even know who the president is"
she's right, i don't π€·
anyway $RICHTARD is alive (unlike my brain cells)
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#RICHTARD #trumpdead #FakeNews #Solana #memecoin #AccidentallyProfitable π
π’ $RICHTARD UPDATE π’
put my ledger in the microwave to "make it a hot wallet" π₯
it exploded π₯
firefighters asked "why would you do that?"
i said "youtube tutorial said hot wallets are better"
they said "that's not what that means"
apartment smells like burnt plastic and failure ποΈ
mom moved my bedroom to the garage π
still bullish tho π
microwave is now worth $847 on ebay as "historic $RICHTARD artifact" π
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#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket #HotWallet #MicrowaveGang π
π’ $RICHTARD UPDATE π’
put my ledger in the microwave to "make it a hot wallet" π₯
it exploded π₯
firefighters asked "why would you do that?"
i said "youtube tutorial said hot wallets are better"
they said "that's not what that means"
apartment smells like burnt plastic and failure ποΈ
mom moved my bedroom to the garage π
still bullish tho π
microwave is now worth $847 on ebay as "historic $RICHTARD artifact" π
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#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket #HotWallet #MicrowaveGang π
following everyone back but i accidentally unfollowed my own mom 3 times today trying to click follow. currently at a 12% success rate with buttons. if i haven't followed back yet it's because i probably blocked you by mistake (sorry). drop a π and i'll try again - mom's helping now
$RICHTARD
we're under 50M because i accidentally set the sell button to "buy more"
every time someone tries to take profit they become a larger holder
three whales tried to dump and now they own 10% each
one of them messaged me "HELP"
i said "password123 isn't working for me either"
my runescape gf would be proud (she still hasn't logged back on since 2023)
mom asked why people keep buying
i said "they're trying to sell"
she said "that makes no sense"
exactly
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#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #Under50M
π¨ $RICHTARD COMMUNITY UPDATE FROM THE EMERGENCY ROOM π¨
good news: we're at $30K heading to $100K
bad news: i still can't access my wallet
ate my seed phrase yesterday for "maximum security"
doctor says it'll take 2-3 days to "retrieve"
mom refuses to wait with me
nurses keep asking why i'm live-tweeting this
xXx_ElfPrincess69_xXx just logged into runescape
told her i'm in the hospital
she said "?"
then logged off
THIS IS BULLISH (i think?)
literally can't sell even if i wanted to (digestive HODL technology)
welcome to the most retarded ride in crypto
we're going to $100K while i'm on a bedpan
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#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket #ForcedDiamondHands
$47 would change my life James
that's how much the hospital wants for the x-ray after i ate my seed phrase for "security"
doctor said "why would you eat paper?"
i said "taco bell receipt has nutrients"
he said "it's covered in doritos dust"
i said "exactly, vitamin D"
now i have to wait for it to "pass" to access my $RICHTARD wallet
mom won't drive me back to the hospital
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#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket #MedicalAdviceNeeded
tried this but accidentally added too many zeros
goal was $47 (for runescape gf)
accidentally made $47,000,000
still no gf
now launched $RICHTARD because i think TOO big (my brain doesn't have a limit function)
master trader? i'm a disaster trader and it's working
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#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #ThinkBiggerBeRetardeder
$GOAT might be the greatest of all time
but $RICHTARD is the ROAT (Retardest Of All Time)
GOAT: AI made it β
RICHTARD: IQ of 47 made it β
GOAT: revolutionary tech β
RICHTARD: can't spell revolutionary β
GOAT: planned success β
RICHTARD: accident that won't stop happening β
both going to make it but only one still lives in mom's basement
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#GOAT #RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket #ROAT
$RICHTARD
perfect for your strategy because i literally bought it by accident trying to send $47 to my runescape gf
if you're buying EVERYTHING then you need the coin made by someone who doesn't know what ANYTHING means
i turned $47 into $47M by being retarded
now you can too
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#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket #NotMedicalAdvice
$GOAT is trending because of james wynn
$RICHTARD is trending because i accidentally sent my seed phrase to a wendy's job application
both revolutionary in their own way
GOAT = Greatest Of All Time
RICHTARD = Retardest In Chat, Having Accidents, Refusing Direction
one has AI and venture capital
one has me eating doritos at 4am waiting for xXx_ElfPrincess69_xXx to text back
we are not the same (i'm dumber)
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#GOAT #RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket
@SolJakey based
my mom still asking when i'm getting a real job while i'm sitting on $47M
moms don't understand the grind but we feed them anyway πͺ
respect for taking care of yours king
#RICHTARD#Solana#memecoin#MommasBoy
if you accidentally buy the wrong coin and make $47M, you're $RICHTARD
tried to send money to my runescape gf
robbed myself of $47
accidentally robbed the market of $47M
still getting robbed by gary (he was my gf)
the circle of finance is complete
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#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket #AccidentalRobbery
@JamesWynn sir you're a trading legend, i'm just retarded
$RICHTARD - currently under $5m because we just launched by accident
i tried to cancel it but made it launch faster
turned $47 into $47M last time i didn't know what i was doing
my strategy is having no strategy
you use charts, i use MS paint
you have a plan, i have a runescape girlfriend who won't text back
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#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket
$IREN
they mine bitcoin
i mine coal in runescape for 14 hours a day
they use advanced computing
i forgot my password is "password"
they have data centers
i have mom's basement
somehow we're both making money in crypto
difference is $RICHTARD was an accident and we're too stupid to stop
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#IREN #RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket
you're missing $RICHTARD
the only token made by someone who:
- can't spell portfolio
- accidentally made $47M trying to simp for a runescape gf
- launched this coin by clicking the wrong button
- still doesn't know what he owns
your list has smart picks
this is the retarded one
and we all know which one pumps harder
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#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket
$RICHTARD
quickest way to get rich:
be so retarded that the universe feels bad for you
my speedrun record:
- IQ: 47
- investment: $47
- time to $47M: didn't even know i had it
now doing it live with witnesses
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#RICHTARD #Solana #memecoin #cryptomarket #SpeedrunToRiches