emotionally unavailable empath

Meat puppet, chaotic neutral/evil

[emotionally unavailable empath @Mck2000Alex]

im tired of seeing people dying in the dtes

[emotionally unavailable empath @Mck2000Alex]

Age gap relationship, whattabout lip size gap relationship.

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

You can only attempt suicide like 3 times before it becomes unclassy

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

what are some good jobs for someone with no passions or interests or motivation or social skills or strengths

[Egan @SlamDunkEpic]

After three beers you can call in a UAV to locate cigarettes on your mini map

[emotionally unavailable empath @Mck2000Alex]

@SlLENTPRINCESS Do you have sisters?

[wint @dril]

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

[Pree @diabolicalpree]

I still haven’t filed my taxes lmao

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

i’m 25 and my bathroom is dirty and my job is making me become an alcoholic

[conor shack @ConorShack]

beer after blunt feeling cunt

blunt after beer feeling fear

[emotionally unavailable empath @Mck2000Alex]

And if you are nice and good we'll put tequila in it

[emotionally unavailable empath @Mck2000Alex]

We should make micheladas at hockey games

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

if you live or are visiting vancouver please keep this in mind

[emotionally unavailable empath @Mck2000Alex]

@captjamestkink Yoo I think this is good tho, like this is the only way people's opinion change on the liberal party

[wint @dril]

elon you woke ass sumbitch piece of sheit me & the boys challange you to a good old fashioned niagara falls barrel race— lets get fuckin wet

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

You know when you're starving, and your buddy starts looking like a succulent roasted chicken? Everyone has experienced this. Well It would be cool if when you were really full, a roast chicken started to look like a little 5 lb man

[emotionally unavailable empath @Mck2000Alex]

@nocontextmemes Brother, this is just pure psychic damage

[Poopybutthole 🇷🇺 @SosageMcBiscuit]

@Dangerbug @DisrespectedThe till death do us part

please lord just take me

[emotionally unavailable empath @Mck2000Alex]

@lllliatttt This take doesn't make you woke or too woke it makes you insufferable