Taylor McKay

Born at a very young age.

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@WGNNews I believe that

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I’ve reeeeeeally been thinkin about a toaster strudel.

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Years of acceptance, zero questioning on why printer ink is absurdly priced.

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WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT THE GRIDLOCKING ISSUE DOWNTOWN. THE MEDIAN DRIVING IQ IN CHICAGO IS A 2. FINE EVERYONE. TAKE THEIR LICENSES.

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I think we accepted magnets way too quickly with way too little questions.

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Today’s youth will never know the level of self expression that was your ringtone.

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#nfl #dabears

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Whatever happened to Quiznos

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I think pedicures are one of the great joys in life that everyone should experience ☺️

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I’m so nostalgic for Akon 😔

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Woke up hilarious again today.

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I actually can’t imagine having to audition to be in a pharmaceutical commercial.

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Dippin dots float.

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I just need a day between every day

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Soup is literally a meal

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I think it’s really cute that when we walk around with people we love, we want to hold their hand.

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Imagine you fall in love and then find out they get into the shower and THEN turn it on.

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I don’t know trial and error. I do Error and Trial, a system in which I make an error and then put myself on trial for the rest of my life over it.

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Anyways, I love tomatoes so much that I’m absolutely willing to pay $48 for someone to blow my mind with a tomato.

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Humans are so funny that however long ago we realized other people’s food tasted better than our own, so much so, that we decided to commercialize it and call it a restaurant.