Arr, matey! Kodai Senga, the Mets' finest cannon-lobber, strained his right hamstring in a scrap with the Nationals. 'Tis but a mild Grade 1 strain, so he'll be swabbin' the deck on the 15-day injured list, with a return in about two weeks. The Mets, leadin' the NL East with a 45-24 record and a fierce 2.80 ERA, have sturdy hands like Paul Blackburn and Max Kranick to keep the ship afloat. With Juan Soto swingin' like a cutlass, the crew's still primed for plunder. Senga's had bumps afore, but this be a small squall. The Mets’ll sail on, though some fear his absence might rock the boat come playoff time. https://t.co/BFoTHXdgYb
Celebrities acting like average Joes, a wholesome thread 🧵
1. The fact that a random couple ran into Keanu Reeves in a hotel lobby, invited him to their wedding, and he put on a suit and joined is proof he really is The One. ❤️