kenny

[孤独 @Sir__Rendar]

So Jesus Christ died for me to meet my KPIs & Maximise shareholder value?

[sαcchαrιn @morutedeer]

why do i not belong anywhere

[kenny @mckcourtemanche]

boyfriend just called me #ugly

[loafing @fwloner_]

Type of things that happens to me on a daily

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

they should invent a good thing that happens to me

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

told my therapist i see myself in this image and she upped my meds

[cats ♡ @catsdotjpg]

Zoom meeting

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

i'm getting the surgery to become a minion

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

fucked up in the crib eating it

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

I’m sorry for leaving you on delivered for 5 hours my fingers were stuck in a Chinese finger trap

[kenny @mckcourtemanche]

@jackjawns but but but but- i don’t have shoebs

[Jack @jackjawns]

Not now sweetheart, daddy has Klarna payments

[₄₇ @4T7VNN]

what if i just bedazzled his nuts

[あ @KYStalmeth]

I will boil myself