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I’m not ready for this ‘fall tempurature’ stuff

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It might be a crime how much red wine I drink.

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Do people even use predictive text on their phones anymore? #iphone

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I forgot my book in my car ☹️ #cantsleep

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Worker: I’m anti social so I can’t greet the customers.
Me: you know you work retail right
#cant

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First time wearing a real bra since I got my sternum tattoo. #yikes

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All my pandora songs are about rain. It’s raining outside. Does pandora know where I am?! #conspiracy

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To the people that smoke cigarettes; do your teeth ever actually feel clean??

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Why did Netflix take away the SKIP INTRO option??! #netflix #bringitback #skipintro

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@vivvdikk @sgmonaco_ Nick and I just went through this bracket. We didn’t have the same results. Whomever did this blows.

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When he says “I’m going out for a drink”. Boy I will end you if you do anything stupid.

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To wear a dress or to not wear a dress. Is it really warm enough?

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I hate people today. Why can’t anyone make up their mind before they order

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@vivvdikk I just can’t. Like what are you buying at VS?!

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The next 10 year old I see with a VS bag needs to be shamed.

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This weekend was too good. I don’t want to ever leave my bed or house.

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I think I should be able to call out of work for being overly hormonal/aggressive.

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Let me stick this malleable piece of plastic in me eye...how contacts were made. #sometimesiwonder