🎉Dangerous Lumber🎊

Finally married to the love of my life, my one and only @herthighnesss 💞💞💞

[PBF Comics @PBFcomics]

The Biclops

[🎉Dangerous Lumber🎊 @mckegisdead]

@Wario64 Took me a few attempts but very into it now, I’d recommend! Visual novel mixed with lite strategy

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

When they’re mean to winter lamb in Sheep Detectives

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

“Homer would’ve hated Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”

“Homer would’ve loved Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”

Homer: “tell me more about these “femboys”

[tinman @mavi4mayor]

personally i wouldn’t have gotten turned to a pig bc when she asked ‘do you like my meat’ i woulda said ayo pause

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

The cyclops when Odysseus poked his eye

[🎉Dangerous Lumber🎊 @mckegisdead]

Kristy is the light of my universe

[🎉Dangerous Lumber🎊 @mckegisdead]

My family wants Argentina to win and my response was, “where the nazis fled after WW2? 🆗”

[Arby's @Arbys]

People will say they don’t want anything from Arby’s but still be out there eating lettuce

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

[Rich Gugg @RichGugg]

Why are cheeseburgers unhealthy. If I had a salad with ground beef and a slice of bread people would be dickriding how fucking healthy it is

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Soccer is gay again

[𝔃𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔰 𝔰 @OrdinariateUSA]

I’m not a big soccer guy, but Catholic faith is clearly a God-given x2 multiplier to the Soccer skill tree

The rise of Pentecostalism in Brazil is directly correlated with the collapse of its soccer program.

Meanwhile, some random Catholic island like Cabo Verde can randomly go blow for blow with Argentina.

God loves Catholic soccer players

[🎉Dangerous Lumber🎊 @mckegisdead]

Nervous to ask my dad to watch Twister and drink coors lite 😖

[Cleaver's Henchdwarf @cowgirl_bebop]

I have not spent a single second of my life worrying about what Eastern Europeans think about my dazzling smile.

[🎉Dangerous Lumber🎊 @mckegisdead]

I also love telling him “YOU STAND ON THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS!”

[🎉Dangerous Lumber🎊 @mckegisdead]

Odie will never replace Barney but I have an equally large spot in my heart just for him 💖 we are so lucky that lightning struck twice and we have another sweet lil guy to love and care for

[🎉Dangerous Lumber🎊 @mckegisdead]

Yeah okay Corti Bros sandwiches are VERY good

[🎉Dangerous Lumber🎊 @mckegisdead]

I was trying to keep the lights off at our apartment for the heat, but I just tripped over my dog so uhh we turnin a light on