Mckenzie Margarethe

[Mckenzie Margarethe @mckensea]

I need a GBF to spoon me while I watch stranger things.

[Mckenzie Margarethe @mckensea]

iOS 10 blowing my mind a little bit 🙀

[Mckenzie Margarethe @mckensea]

Why, oh why, can't I sleep? 😴 I feel like a zombie 💀

[Mckenzie Margarethe @mckensea]

Insomnia is kicking my ass today 💀

[Mckenzie Margarethe @mckensea]

Today I learned that the San Lorenzo outlet is just as expensive as a regular store, and that I have no will power when it comes to suits 👙

[Mckenzie Margarethe @mckensea]

Also she starts every conversation with "Hi Darrrrling" like a fucking Disney Villain 💀

[Mckenzie Margarethe @mckensea]

My old boss is a complete psycho 🙄 stop asking me to watch your bratty kid. I will NEVER work for you again.

[Mckenzie Margarethe @mckensea]

Sometimes when I wake up at 5:15 I think I can survive the day without coffee. By 8 I regret that decision dearly. ☕️ #starbucks

[Mckenzie Margarethe @mckensea]

I love Starbucks. Just heard a guy talk about how he likes to buy everything organic. Except pizza. Pizzas good 🍕

[Mckenzie Margarethe @mckensea]

Who wants to go get drunk with me? I'm pretty over today.

[Mckenzie Margarethe @mckensea]

You tell the world how terrible I am, but bitch have you ever stopped to ask yourself who raised me?

[Mckenzie Margarethe @mckensea]

"Why do you read so much?"
"Because the characters in my books are my only true friends."

[Coral Resilience Lab @CoralResilience]

We are starting to see signs of coral bleaching in Kaneohe Bay for the third summer in a row! This is... https://t.co/dHJNhF3X0W

[Mckenzie Margarethe @mckensea]

I've been making an effort to try and only say nice things about people. So, I have nothing to say about you. 😊

[Mckenzie Margarethe @mckensea]

I'm so sick even my sick is sick 😷

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Good cover story in TIME about the growing culture of hate on the internet. Helps to remember TROLL rhymes with ASSHOLE.

[Mckenzie Margarethe @mckensea]

It's official- I'm sick during a 3 day freaking weekend 😒👎🏼

[Mckenzie Margarethe @mckensea]

I keep trying to convince myself that this head cold is just allergies in hopes that my body will follow suit.

[Mckenzie Margarethe @mckensea]

And I only want to see the guy with Diphallia because, well, what curious scientist wouldn't? #endrant