McKenzie Kessenich

You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but you do have some say in who hurts you

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Haven't been on Twitter in years, but tonight I realized I let Toby out on a leash to go to the bathroom after a late night shift for the last time before we move into our new place where he has a backyard. I'm excited, but also very sad at the same time..

[McKenzie Kessenich @mckenzie_cleo]

After dropping Toby off at the boarding place for a week I now know that I will for sure be that mom sobbing when her kid goes to kindergarten

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My favorite comment - "I just don't understand how you're single"

Bro, I gotta lotta issues

[McKenzie Kessenich @mckenzie_cleo]

Constantly wishing on stars only to realize they're airplanes

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I woke up this morning at 630 and asked myself okay is it Friday and I have one more hour to sleep before work OR is it Saturday and I can sleep for however long I want.

ITS TUESDAY

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You wouldn't believe the amount of people I saw doing their makeup in their cars on the way to work this morning

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What I wouldn't do for some fish tacos right now

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@beaulieu_cal She is me. I am her.

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Pinterest keeps showing me all these cute short hair ideas so I'm just going to have to do it

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@kaimarie00 Thursday night will be here before we know it!

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@alainakessenich I mean he does leave more hair around the house than I do...

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Toby will literally fart in bed and then jump down to the floor like it wasn't him

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My mom bought us all matching pajamas and I am literally freaking out

Who wants to come over and take pictures

[McKenzie Kessenich @mckenzie_cleo]

I set my alarm for a good 45 minutes before I have to leave for the gym so I can lay there and dread it for awhile

[McKenzie Kessenich @mckenzie_cleo]

Went to a concert tonight. It was free. All over my snapchat.

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I'm pushing 30 so excuse me for having a very low tolerance for people I associate with. We ain't all gotta be friends bro

[McKenzie Kessenich @mckenzie_cleo]

Watched 2 episodes of fixer upper and now I want to redo my entire house

[McKenzie Kessenich @mckenzie_cleo]

Toby is currently sleeping in the garage tonight because he ran off when we got home and wouldnt listen to me until I got in the car and drove around to find him and tell him we were going bye bye. 😡

Before you call social services, the garage is warm and he has a blanket

[McKenzie Kessenich @mckenzie_cleo]

Totally thought the new season of Schitts creek was going to be released on Netflix tomorrow. I legit started geeking out when I saw it was released today!! About to watch it all in one sitting #noshame