McKenzie Kobe

[McKenzie Kobe @mckenzie_kobe]

Dumbass hacker, get your own fucking account you twat, twitter support, stop sucking dick and fix your damn website problems!#twittersupport

[McKenzie Kobe @mckenzie_kobe]

Want to win BMW 230i Coupe? I just entered to win and you can too. https://t.co/nRP1EVQT5F

[McKenzie Kobe @mckenzie_kobe]

Remembering I had to take my medicine only after eating half the kitchen

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

15 Reasons Why Life Was Worse Before Modern Technology. OMG When You See #4 --> http://t.co/l0tQN3iZ4D

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

A different kind of Raven

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

What do you call 4 dolls waiting in line? A barbiecue #ClassicJokeWednesday

[McKenzie Kobe @mckenzie_kobe]

men, even if they love me, seem to always "need a break" from me. Yeah, I should just stop then.

[McKenzie Kobe @mckenzie_kobe]

That awkward time when converting between winter to spring and you want to be covered but it makes you too hot.

[McKenzie Kobe @mckenzie_kobe]

If a man's friend hates his girlfriend, we will assume that it is because she wants him but has been friendzoned.

[Dominic Monaghan. @DomsWildThings]

.@yukicchis: @DomsWildThings What is the name of this species of butterfly?

--glasswing. Stunning.

http://t.co/S44xZlU74M”

[Facts In Your Face @FactsInYourFace]

10 minutes of human contact through kissing burns over 80-120 calories.

[Great Minds Quotes @GreatMlndQuotes]

And by "whatever" I mean fuck you

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Alfie Allen, the actor who plays Theon Greyjoy on "Game of Thrones," is Lily Allen's brother.

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

2 Boys Were Playing In Their House When They Made a TERRIFYING Discovery. Seriously, OMG http://t.co/EGNyZ1lx3e

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Squats? I thought you said shots....

[Great Minds Quotes @GreatestQuotes]

"Persistent questioning and healthy inquisitiveness are the first requisite for acquiring learning of any kind." - Gandhi

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

If it requires pants, I'm busy.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

"Naked" actually means to be unprotected. "Nude" means unclothed.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Love can exert the same stress on your body as deep fear. (Pupil dilation, sweaty palms, and increased heart rate.)

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

13 Countries Summarized Accurately In One Sentence ---> http://t.co/SE5r7OTFOJ