Mckenzie Slomp

come along and take my hand, let's all go to dragonland.

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

Berghain is on an unreal level. No party like a Berghain party.

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

When the only thing between you and your flight to Berlin tomorrow is the fact your passport hasn't been returned yet...

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

They need an app that tells you where the nearest mr whippy to you is 🍦

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

@J_Hollingsworth it's probably a fake like all good things in life though 😭

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

@J_Hollingsworth https://t.co/J0thXzndlY

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

The fact an article even exists about Bill Murray wanting to move to Lethbridge makes me extremely happy.

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

The day you're supposed to get you're hair done is they day you think it looks good. Even though it's looked like shit for the past month.

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

When the bus is taking forever and you have a bag full of sushi waiting to be taken home and eaten.

[jordantremblay. @JordanTremblay]

there's a show called "rebecca black: life after friday" what a time to be alive 🙂🙂🙂

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

Falafel is my new best friend.

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

All I want is to be in the penny eating a slice of pie.

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

@jordynthompson_ but you are so...

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

@jordynthompson_ not entirely inaccurate

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

@frodesignco I am still waiting for a print I ordered beginning of December, I'm afraid it's lost, is there anyway you can check the status?

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

@joannaduncan_ https://t.co/PbUjKjdCTN

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

👀

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

I've wanted something that doesn't exist for a long time now.

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

@brendenXpotts it's so good. I just went

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

@brendenXpotts that's nice 🎈

[Mckenzie Slomp @mckenzieslomp]

It's my birthday in 4 hours wheeeeeeeee 🙃