〽️cKeon

26 and still not a fan of vegetables.

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

@Biffcakes @prestonmurschel @Jonny_Doll Need a reunion.

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

The results of this poll still haunt my dreams.

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

Who has better wings?

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

@marysnamehere A menu where a Double was the first option. This was living, and things will never be the same.

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

@Buttertron God Trevor shut up

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

@Carr_22_9 @Biffcakes Can’t forget that.

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

@Biffcakes I was thinking this, and also said yesterday how much I miss Reza’s Pitch. Loved that place.

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

@FreyTitzsimmons How I felt about broccoli two years ago. Boy was I wrong about that.

[Marney Gellner @MarneyGellner]

Let’s take a minute to mourn all north-facing driveways (like mine) and lustfully drool over the neighbor’s south-facing beefcake beauty. Looks like this every winter no matter how often we shovel. My next driveway will be heated you heard it here first 🔥❄️

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Your kids had to go to school on their computers for a year and your grandfather had to die alone and your neighborhood bar had to go bankrupt because of covid but this is perfectly okay

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

So incredible you almost have to respect it

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

@Biffcakes @prestonmurschel @Jonny_Doll

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

@M_Pizle @JareddFischer @lanehuck

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

“What are you going to do during the quarantine?”

Me:

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

Just did a 22 second Saké bomb at Shogun. I am the fucking king.

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

@Buttertron Shut up and eat your spaghettios, Trevor.

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

@barstoolsports @prestonmurschel

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

@anschumacher9 Is anyone surprised the dad is also shirtless?

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

One of my favorite things to do is use my Apple Music to view the lyrics of my favorite songs and see how wrong I’ve been singing them my entire life.

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

@Activision @InfinityWard
Every year you guys make a game it has the same issues. After this many games we think you’d have it figured out. Are you going to buy me a new console when your game hard crashes it every 15 minutes?

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

@Buttertron

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

🚨 CARLOS CORREA SAID SEE YOU IN THE BRONX 🚨

WALK-OFF HOME RUN TO WIN GAME 2

(via @MLB)

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

@paxtynsteckler @anna_loomis

[〽️cKeon @mckeonmeyhoff]

@paxtynsteckler I had to find this. I remembered it this morning, and it is sooooo funny.