mackattack

Most of my tweets are irrelevant...

[Kim Congdon @kimberlycongdon]

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

[mackattack @mckinleyybb]

*rides past county jail

Uber driver- my neighbor’s there, she just got arrested a little while ago.

[mackattack @mckinleyybb]

Lmk because I’m confused

[Montana Phillips 🐙 @montanaphillips]

Kissing your parents on the mouth?

[mackattack @mckinleyybb]

@montanaphillips @SeanStemaly @HardyMusic I’m so glad you asked me to go with!! 🥰

[mackattack @mckinleyybb]

@montanaphillips Flirting is your second language!!!!

[mackattack @mckinleyybb]

Texas I’m so ready to call you home...SOON! 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[mackattack @mckinleyybb]

*mama rolls through stop sign
No one:

Mama: ....did that say stop?!

[mackattack @mckinleyybb]

Keep it private till you know it’s permanent

[mackattack @mckinleyybb]

The higher my age gets, the lower my standards get.

[bear @iamblackbear]

wishing i could sleep forever

[mackattack @mckinleyybb]

@montanaphillips

[Ian Somerhalder @iansomerhalder]

Hello... Brother. I mean Twitterverse...

[mackattack @mckinleyybb]

@montanaphillips I’m asleep

[mackattack @mckinleyybb]

@montanaphillips ahead of the game

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

y’all smell that in the air? it’s time to rewatch the entire vampire diaries series all over again.

[mackattack @mckinleyybb]

I’ll be out of the country in two weeks and I can’t wait 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

No one, absolutely no one, wants to see you lip singing to a song on your story 😃😃😃😃😃😃🤡😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃🤡😃😃😃😃😃😃🤡😃

[Bristol Pistol @emilea_nichole]

tmrw is national sex day and the only thing I’m fucking is stupid

[mackattack @mckinleyybb]

Don’t be too sweet or they’ll eat you 🧁

[mackattack @mckinleyybb]

GIGANTIC ASS FACTS

[mackattack @mckinleyybb]

No one:

My mother: “McKinley it looks like the whole back of your hair is a big knot!”

Thanks Crystal! 👌🏼

[mackattack @mckinleyybb]

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