mckenna

new boot goofin

[cav empty @cavempty_]

incredibly sleepy i think i’ll.. stay up for 3 more hours doing nothing really

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

trying to figure out if the old man is being nice to me in a girl dad way or a perverted way

[keaton @keatonkeaton999]

washing my dirty hands using the condensation on my soft drink before i eat my wendy’s burger

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

shave that big toe sis we’re going to Chili’s

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I think Apple lying about this storage shit

[Timuoxi Cha Le Mei @ch1cken_t3nder]

I do believe my favorite Americanism is saying “and I was like” instead of “I said”

[traciaimdrunk @traciafanclub]

Why would they put mama happy in 4K?? 😭

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

whoever invented strawberry lemonade i love u bitch

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

Dollar tree be leaving that one cashier up there to die😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[¿ @umlarp]

courage the reasonably scared dog

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

on the microwave just typing some bullshit

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will punch myself in the head i dont give a fuck

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[Euan| BLM @Euan_A_C]

I am genuinely shocked at how many people just casually use ChatGPT instead of just like… thinking

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

5 nights a week at 8:35pm sharp #LoveIslandUSA