Matthew Klein

Rememberable but not memorable

[Matthew Klein @mcklein92]

I don’t know if calling myself a “lazy fucking piece of shit” is healthy or not, but it’s how I get stuff done.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

taylor swift in her suite making sure the raiders miss 3 field goals and raiders fumble the snap at the end of the game so the chiefs win

[Matthew Klein @mcklein92]

@M_Bulger19 Love this movie!

[Matthew Klein @mcklein92]

Fri Day Orange

[Matthew Klein @mcklein92]

@M_Bulger19 Probably… not

[j.Bushen @BushenJ]

3 days!!!!! Let’s get it, cooler of booze is starting to eat, had a few bottles for breakfast, gonna have waaaaayyyy more by Friday, make sure you Venmo @kyle-tyrpak for stag tickets!!! $25!!!

[Matthew Klein @mcklein92]

@M_Bulger19 I actually have a pretty similar “ax throw from the top of the follow through” move. I usually send it forward though.

[Matthew Klein @mcklein92]

🗣️Stag 4pm Saturday August 12th at Bison City Rod and Gun Club 🗣️
$30 includes drinks, food, and chances at: Yeti Tundra 45, SoloStove Bonfire, and a $150 gift card bundle (don’t need to be present to win)
Cash or venmo: Sanford-Klein2023
Thank you!

[Tsell @dfjvbsdkjfv]

Stag- april 28th 6Pm tehan post Blasdell $30

Memorial Golf tournament for my father returns august 19th @ Chesnut hill. $100 per golfer try to get a group of 4. Get ahold of me with any questions.

Pay for either or both with cash check or Venmo @Tsell0422 thank you!

[Matthew Klein @mcklein92]

Please consider helping my friend Tom in his time of need. Don’t need to be present to win the griddle but like, free food and beer 🤷‍♂️

[Tsell @dfjvbsdkjfv]

Cash or Venmo $30 @Tsell0422 if anyone wants one let me know!

[Tsell @dfjvbsdkjfv]

Cash or Venmo $30 @Tsell0422 if anyone wants one let me know!

[Matthew Klein @mcklein92]

@FlaskandStein That’s exactly where I was. And am currently.

[Matthew Klein @mcklein92]

@SalSports I don’t count on or expect a tip but it does seem to be pretty customary. I usually try to tip 10-15% if I hit. If I notice that the pool already has taken out of the payout (and it’s not a fundraiser or something) it usually turns me away from participating.

[mitch hedberg @mitchhedbot]

You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs.

[Matthew Klein @mcklein92]

@NateGearySports Wouldn’t you rather opponents be in the dark, even if it means so is the fan base?

[Matthew Klein @mcklein92]

@Kander28 @ChipotleTweets I’m so sick of that location. I always try to give it another chance but it always disappoints. Either you can’t order in store or no online ordering, constantly out of stuff, rude, spraying cleaning products into the food if you’re there after 9pm, I could go on.

[𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙚𝙧𝙨 @tailgate_beers]

2022 NFL Schedule is out! Buffalo Bills going undefeated, MMHMMMM.

[𝕊𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕙 @sariiklein]

Vote for Eugene in the Resurgence to the Rescue https://t.co/syuZyM37Gf

[Matthew Klein @mcklein92]

@MBushen Quicksand

[Matthew Klein @mcklein92]

. @Ford seems like something #fordpass should be able to help with, especially on a brand new vehicle. Apparently not. Huge miss on your part.

[𝕊𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕙 @sariiklein]

Who steals a car?? Honestly

[Matthew Klein @mcklein92]

@MBushen @sariisanford ^^ from salty himself. Rock salt in the bucket outside too