mckenna turechek

💗🌻🌻☺️🤠

[James @CaucasianJames]

me: vodka soda please

bartender: $10

me: okay

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

me: red velvet cake is just chocolate cake dyed red. logically it should taste like chocolate
my brain: mm taste red :)

[cope @cdcxpe]

This Guy 2020 https://t.co/NTK9W49PfQ

[ashy daddy @Thundercat]

Doodooing. Alone. In the dark. Real life.

[adam @brokeangeI]

middle aged white women after putting up a sign over the doorway in their kitchen that reads “la vie est belle” https://t.co/eJbwRF1HFk

[DistortedVideos @distortedvideos]

gET iN ThE trUCk

[deep fried mom brain @hannystyles69]

if you're not upset with our country right now you probably fit into one of these categories:

- straight, white male

- believes that a sky wizard makes all the rules

- IQ is below 10

- calls people that recycle 'treehuggers'

[Emily Ponder @EmilyyPonder]

This how the kids in ROTC walk down the hallways

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

me: say hi💖

miso: 👁_👁

[cherrie bradshaw @0verchering]

📍*me liking someone*
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📍*listening to “i won’t say (i’m in love)” from Hercules for three hours*

[jacob (derogatory) @dilfhunty]

Essential oils fighting polio:

[FloMarching @FloMarching]

Happy National Marching Arts Day! Thank you to all of the performers, educators, designers, admin, volunteers, and everyone else involved that make this activity so great.
#marchfourth

[Lil Mayoo @MaliqueThaGreat]

What your pillow see while your getting possessed

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

nobody:

me in 2011: