Olaide✨

May's very own!☀💯

[Rel. @vvxrell]

Mind you, I’ve never heard a Nigerian acknowledge Namibia in person😕

[littlelady👩‍💻🌸 @MaryamAbiola11]

Guys, this life ehn😂🤭

I saw my former commandant from secondary school today. I walked up to him and said he was the AO at Command Day Secondary School, Mokola, Ibadan when I was a student there.

He smiled, hugged me and the first thing he asked was, "Did I ever flog you?" 😂

I said "Yes!" and we both burst out laughing. Then he said, "Look at us now, we're both wearing khaki." 😭😂

He asked what I was doing in the barracks and after I explained, he casually called two top lieutenants and directed me to their offices

Happiness wan wound me😭❤️

He's now Lieutenant Colonel Adamu.
There was a time I was so scared of that man oh with his red car that has "FEAR" at the back😂

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

people wey dey always use food do artwork like really get plenty of times on their hand

[Uncle Emeka || YANKEE GADGETS .ng @yankeeplug_]

First meal of the day

[LEYE @leyeConnect]

You have to wake up every morning and firmly refuse mediocrity. Firmly.

[Ad3ola👻🐦‍🔥 @Lomi_jrr]

lol……🚶‍♂️

[yaga @yagathedracula]

“you’re so tall and handsome, do you have a car?

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

I wonder how my man can know everything about sports, business and politics but he can’t know why I’m mad

[Elizabeth Adewale @elizaego1]

This is how you can give directions during sex:

- guide their hands to where you want to be touched.

- show them how you like to be touched.

- say, “Slower,” “Faster,” “Harder,” “Softer,” or “Right there” as the case may be.

- tell them what feels good: “Don’t stop,” or “I like that.”

- ask to try something different: “Can we switch positions?” or “Can you use your fingers instead?”

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

It is obvious @PeterObi is having fun with his campaign. He is not desperate to be president as he says, but desperate to see Nigeria work. It is hard to fight and win someone who is enjoying the fight. He will keep coming back even after beatings. You will be tired. 🤣😂😂😂

[Akor adams @AkorjeromeAdams]

The boy who harnessed the wind!

[Omoalhaja @omoalhajaabiola]

Go after:

- lawn care
- supplement businesses
- gym and weight loss
- lawyers and plastic surgeons
- real estate agents and CPAs

$1k/month earning guaranteed if you play your card well

[weightlossmessiah @shredwithQpid]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jejeboy of Lagos ™️ @jejeboyszn21]

Adenuga no fit commot talk sey na Glo router e dey use for house

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

A woman in a relationship will want to use you as plan B since she's anchored somewhere already

A single woman will make it hard for you so you'll get committed so she can get anchored somewhere

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

As a young man, If you don't learn from the experiences of the men that have gone before you, you no fit wise again.

That woman heaping demands on you.

Ask her how her previous talking stages/relationships turned out - the ones who did EXACTLY she asked.

Then listen to her.

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

once rain dey fall and you dey use MTN, nothing suppose concern you with pictures and videos again for twitter.

just dey read the tweet dey imagine wetin dey the picture.

[ajay @1meajay]

😭😭😂

[NEMESIS🍃 @CocoAfrica69]

Some babes funny gan, talmbout "if you don't have money, don't text me"
so if i get money na you i go text? youu???

[Mark Essien @markessien]

My uncle who is a rainmaker in the village just signed up for Linkedin and put his profession as Cloud Engineer.