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[Mhiel @301pushups]

Open fart surgery

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[100 @yh_me2]

I wonder how many miles I scrolled with my thumb

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

Saying im rubbing one out when scratching my eye

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

foundational text

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[milt the music man @hthaze]

Naan is so delicious they should have named it Yaay

[fishious @fishquichee]

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

i never beg except when it’s to differ

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Negotiations must be going horrifically if they’re calling me

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

you can tell a person's in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

banana bread so good it don’t make no fucking sense

[fishious @fishquichee]

I knew this day would come. I saw it on the calendar

[m @skitzocat]

computa pls don't do this to me

[misto @mistowho]

There's 2 birds throwing stones at me

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

[Kristen @Kica333]

Going to Costco. Anybody need a 50lb bag of sugar or a hot tub?

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

what r big biceps..... i'm a #visual learner