12 year old travel baseball team books a tournament in South Carolina next to a water park and the beach only for the coach to say “we didn’t come here for a vacation”
Why be so cheap? Give everyone $1 million a day, every day, forever. And three soy lattes a day. And a foot massage.
We have a magic money tree — we should use it!
COVID is safe we can open schools but we can't vote but we can protest but we can't go to church but we can go to sporting events but we can't get our nails done but we can go to the beach but we can't actually go to the beach but we can go to rallies only we can't go to funerals