Meghan Lassiter

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[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

Can we bring back Speaker Knockerz? Or nah

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

I’d say karma finally took O.J. today.

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

WHY am I already looking at fall decor for my house 😵‍💫

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

Coming from someone that wakes up early for work tomorrow…. The fucking fireworks can be done now. 🙄

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

When people ask why you’re still single and you know EXACTLY why.

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

@AndrewDaDude SEE THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

I’ve gotta stop listening to Wayne. I had a dream last night I was doing edibles.

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

For my next pet I buy, I’m buying an aquarium and getting jellyfish. I don’t know why. I can barely keep myself alive. BUT I NEED THEM

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

Not me looking up full back tats. Gotta ruin someone’s life, yeah?

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

@whitneyrae30 Absolutely not.

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

@whitneyrae30 If you need a cruise buddy 👀 👀👀👀👀

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

I think I’m just forever in a bad mood now. Everyone and everything makes me so mad.

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

So like, starting an only fans would be cool, right? #talkmeoutofit

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

So are we finally Jags fans or?

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

@whitneyrae30 Oh no! Poor girl. Hell of a new year 😖

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

Apparently it’s bad luck to clean or do laundry today. Well, I puked in my bed last night. Happy new year lmao

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

Ope, look at us! @Jessb555

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

My furnace went on the fritz and it dropped to 57 in my house but is rising and now my pipes are frozen. I’m done.

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

@JessieSueeeeeee I LOVE YOU AND YOURE ONE OF THEM THAT DESERVES ALL THE PRESENTS

[Meghan Lassiter @mclassy5]

I just wish I could buy all of the people in my life all the presents BUT life is just so expensive and I’m too poor.