The moment I wake up on a Saturday after missing the cut I root for the course to become impossible so I can laugh at all the stupid players who whooped my ass. I shot 6 over and will shamelessly be this gif all weekend:
One of the funniest jokes I've ever heard was from Shane Gillis' new special:
"My favorite thing about Biden is: anytime Biden finishes a speech, he transforms into a Roomba."