Stuart McLennan

A rolling stone butters no parsnips.

[Stuart McLennan @mclennan_stuart]

One of the most perfect albums of all time finally on Spotify. https://t.co/4ZaqQvbjZF

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@spectator Not wherever that is. Burnt.

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@katoi Coolio - are you in the van!

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@MY21_Oracle @FT Judging by today’s FT, the old adage holds ‘that ad-spend is a dish wisest served cold’.

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@JuliaHB1 @ClarkeMicah I agree that there are huge risks and that Ukraine is a long way from a perfect state, however, England has not (recently) invaded Scotland; so not a fair comparison.

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@MadScientistFF All my lazy teenage boasts, are now high precision ghosts…

[Limpsfield Chart Cricket Club @ChartCricket]

Come and play @Real_KCVL Div 1 or Div 4 league cricket on a Saturday, friendly cricket on a Sunday or midweek T20 cricket. Annual Membership only £120 with monthly payment plans and financial hardship discounts available.

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@MisrememberedY @fabulucy Ahhh, Nettles.

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@Baddiel I love your Lord of the Rings figurines.

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@Joanna__Hardy Dark room, Beethoven’s 5th really, really loud. That’s what have done since I was a student; works for me.

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@TvCamelot Lucky escape for the migrants - bunch of mental Scientologists reside at CC.

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@katoi It was the shark what did it.

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@MadDaily2 @charts_retro Just about to tweet the same…

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@katoi Good. We don’t want your type round here.

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@KateBushMusic We live near Crockham Hill. I tell my children that the view from our garden was similar to the one @KateBushMusic had when she wrote RUTH. Local legend?

[Limpsfield Chart Cricket Club @ChartCricket]

The 1st XI won the first adult fixture on the new outfield! A fantastic interclub game on the Sunday was enjoyed by all. A word of advice...don't have too much rum punch before batting though!

[Limpsfield Chart Cricket Club @ChartCricket]

According to @bourne_sport this isn’t even the final presentation cut?! Looking forward to Cricket returning to the beautiful, much flatter and now very stripy Chart this weekend! Let’s have some 🌞 please! https://t.co/0tKqM3qhTP

[Stuart McLennan @mclennan_stuart]

@katoi They’re four years younger than me! On that subject, don’t forget I am cooking you birthday not-kebab tomorrow night.

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@ClarkeMicah Just think, Cliff Richard might get some of yours! That'll slow him down a bit.

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@ChartCricket Great to see a local business supporting our club. Thanks.