marty

you all make me sick

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

mfs don’t listen to big moochie grape and it shows

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

i’ve got toes in different area codes

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

excuse me, dave is it? yeah this chicken is not hot pal

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

call her kylie minogue the way I can’t get her out of my head

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

apple got the worlds top scientists together to physiologically damage your nervous system with that alarm

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

mood on silly goofy, vibe on sucking boobies

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

Suck my entire cock and balls we did it

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

vivaldi really was THAT bitch

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

everyone has that friend who constantly misspells a word but you just don’t have the heart to tell them after 5 years

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

never take advice from a mf with a beer gut

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

is it a dude thing to subconsciously know 80% of the lyrics to night moves even though you listen to it maybe 5 times a year?

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

i named my pikachu shawn desmond bc he’s so electric

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

promiscuous them

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

ill never forget the time in grade 5 a girls dad paged me for posting the jizz in my pants music video on Facebook

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

party rockin on the couch tonight, girlfriends mad I’m gonna have a big fight

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

my doctors always telling me I need more fatty acids but I think I really need some fatty asses

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

when dudes on rocket league start telling u it’s time to try ketamine assisted therapy, it might be time to try ketamine assisted therapy

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

@shakira odds u give me forehead kisses

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

masochists disguised as a frat boy shotgunning a pabst blue ribbon

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

@andypacheco_ yes unfortunate name

[marty @mclovinsomemoms]

there’s less fates I can imagine worse than being named Mark