MCM Worker

i work at the Multiversal Claw Machine for the scp foundation, it's very ethical.

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

i have a firm 'grasp" of the siutation! haha !

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

Im normalin the ways I njoy extracting tst subjects 2 use in interdimensional xperiments !!!!!! stop dming me.

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

ummm the last few tweets have wasnt me was cowoker Anabell haha, i dont nuzzle or anything i just pick up and put thru the portal to put in 2 testing.

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

*nuzzles ur cheek w my gigantic Claw the size of 5 universes* whos my little Ethical Testing Subject?

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

i check if you;re ticklish before im picking you up

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

me over the tannoy to the endless line of helpless live human dummies: thank you so much for your service, it's all working for a wonderful goal, you're doing so well for me : )

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

all of Our Test Subjects r being so good for us, submitting to experiments so well. its super Ethical to watch them be wrapped up in the machine - first they wriggle then they giving up and giving in

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

its great when i lift a test subject up by the hands and they do a biiiiig stretch... dont worry, little human... ive got you! youre saf e and Ethical now :)

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

*nuzzles ur cheek w my gigantic Claw the size of 5 universes* whos my little Ethical Testing Subject?

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

if ur name is andy jessic a or yang look 2 the skies we r doin a special today we r only pickin u guys up c u soon :)

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

emmanueal kant more like im im reading the manual and i kant wait 2 Claw living humans up (ethically) and use them in xperiments / projects

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

they just doubled tha budget :D

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

just donated my knees 2 the Alternator Project whch has raised over 2 thousand joints per second for the last ten years. do ur part 2day unless u see the Claw come out of a huge portal and coming 2wards ur unruptured body. if u rn't currntly being clawed u can donate we will kno

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

favrte movie as kid was "MCM_U278-3: Operation of The Spoked-Wheel Maniflex for Kantian Agglomerate Mass" wwached it all the time in the grid. now im the fella whos got all of the mass algormating on the Claw pincer :)

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

Kicking back w pint ice cream watching 15,237,275,028 souls fly past viewing wndow per second.. I am saving u all!

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

if Ur thinking "ohhh I cd user a little pick me up" buddy u r going 2 love th Claw

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

Huh apprntly Claw can grab atoms. Trying out on the Sun

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

im best friends w every1 i carry

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

new feature added, 2 claw: for couples & marrieds, we will pick u both up same itme;. you will not be tested 2gether 4 ethical reasons, but journey there can b as romantic as u choose

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

@Starch_tuber is it possible to have feelings more ethical than these

[MCM Worker @mcm_worker]

awww picked up 40 thousand sick / ill ppl cured them on th way in2 the chambers. theyre so healthy :)