Michael Maloney

Artist. Engineer. Climber of Trees.

[Michael Maloney @mcmaloney]

Why, thank you. That gesture was perfectly impersonal.

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Too much of me, too little of you.

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@withloudhands @bryanwoods Oy. Tell me about it!

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"But I got old and reckless in a world that's built to test us / And you just want to read on the couch"

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The smell of summer used to be the first cigarette lit on the porch at Candlewood. We'd play cards until it got too dark to see straight.

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We get up; we do it again.

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Mercy.

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@TristenS TOO HOT

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Alright. More feeble "revolutions" have been sparked by hashtags on here. Let's give this a shot: #abolish_summer

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Take 60 of these and call me in the morning.

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When Boston finishes its postgraduate research, it can come work at the company New York City started when it dropped out of school.

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Nothing like a rifle and a reason for it.

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Number of people talking about new Mac Pro > number of people talking about open quantum computing API : \

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@MGMcadam YOU'RE IN NYC?? FOR HOW LONG??

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The only time I've ever been wrong was the time I told you to tell me I was wrong.

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@bandorelli I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not really an adult until I own an umbrella that I didn't buy in Chinatown.

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And I'll just be sitting here, not holding my breath.

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@eddiethepancake it is going to be crazy to see who offers virtualizing your consciousness as a subscription service first.

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The future of reality TV is just watching people write and respond to work emails.

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Really wanted "Copper" to be my new TV friend, but what a piece of shit.