Albert Albuquerque M.D.

Two time USSSA umpire of the year, certified flamethrower, Chief ambassador of Marlboro, Constitution abiding patriot 🇺🇸

[Albert Albuquerque M.D. @mcmanusIVrog]

If the Detroit tigers lose on a walk off tomorrow I will blow my brains out.

[Albert Albuquerque M.D. @mcmanusIVrog]

I’m not unemployed I’m just looking for the right fit. #tuckcomin #Godspeed #parentsbasement

[Benji Cobblestone @BenjCobb]

If your gas tank is on the left side your dick is massive. If it’s on the right you’re a tubby little cuck

[Albert Albuquerque M.D. @mcmanusIVrog]

Blew chunks after a shot at the pregame. Not fucked up just didn’t sit well with the stomach. Let’s roll. #tuckcomin #wesleepinmay

[Albert Albuquerque M.D. @mcmanusIVrog]

@JimLongbottom01 How can I vote on Rinehart as cuck of the year in MIAA??

[Albert Albuquerque M.D. @mcmanusIVrog]

Holy shit. Fuck Canada but #expand this.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

CHILLS.

THIS IS PLAYOFF HOCKEY IN MONTREAL.

[Albert Albuquerque M.D. @mcmanusIVrog]

Holy shrink. #faggot

[Albert Albuquerque M.D. @mcmanusIVrog]

@TheKeg18555

[Albert Albuquerque M.D. @mcmanusIVrog]

How drunk did u get tonight??

[Albert Albuquerque M.D. @mcmanusIVrog]

BRO CUTOFF AT THE BAR WILL GET ALL OF THE FRESHMAN HOES!

[Albert Albuquerque M.D. @mcmanusIVrog]

@TheKeg18555 Best game out there rn.

[Albert Albuquerque M.D. @mcmanusIVrog]

@LifeWolverine @michsthoops @DU_Hockey Whoa man! Nice cherry picked stat!

[Albert Albuquerque M.D. @mcmanusIVrog]

@Gobluety1 Damn bro that sucks hate to see it!

[Albert Albuquerque M.D. @mcmanusIVrog]

Thank God, I almost killed myself. Go pioneers.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

DU BELIEVE IT

MICHIGAN HAS BEEN UPSET AT THE FROZEN FOUR

[MSU Borat Sagdiyev @msuboratisback]

Sincere congrats to my Michigan fan friends. The last 3 years, you have shown us that with cheating, an endless dirty money cannon, blatant disrespect of the rules, zero NCAA enforcement power, and zero morals, anything is possible. Enjoy this one

[Dr.Ups McGametime @DrupsMcgametime]

For 25 straight NCAA tournaments since 2000 I have watched MSU lose, in every single possible round, in various ways of heartbreaking defeat.

Dusty just walked into UofM and is going to win a title his 2nd year, reaping the benefits of NIL and the portal.

Sports are so stupid.

[Albert Albuquerque M.D. @mcmanusIVrog]

I’m sick to my stomach. Is there a worse time to be a Spartan fan than rn? Genuinely disgusted. #gogreen

[Albert Albuquerque M.D. @mcmanusIVrog]

@PhilCoke1982 Would have to agree Phillip, it comes from the program. Disgusted.

[Albert Albuquerque M.D. @mcmanusIVrog]

@HarbaughNotes @notthefakeDNP I wasn’t conceived yet so I wouldn’t know pal

[Albert Albuquerque M.D. @mcmanusIVrog]

@HockeyPuck1434 @DavidHarns Racist much?! holy moly man