mc marcinho

[mc marcinho @mcmarcinho]

Crayons are a lot like M & M's, all the colors taste the same. http://t.co/WtY6RVts

[mc marcinho @mcmarcinho]

http://t.co/4PekSbDj "It's not you, it's me. And me. And me! And me. And me." - schizophrenic break up

[mc marcinho @mcmarcinho]

http://t.co/2zkAdkU1 Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww.

[mc marcinho @mcmarcinho]

If you elect me president, the national unemployment figures are guaranteed to drop by at least one. http://t.co/8bnojQ2j

[mc marcinho @mcmarcinho]

I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans. http://t.co/mEqDciw9

[mc marcinho @mcmarcinho]

http://t.co/B5SSl2DE You should've seen my bad spelling. That shit was [sic].

[mc marcinho @mcmarcinho]

http://t.co/fQu0DrnD Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww.

[mc marcinho @mcmarcinho]

http://t.co/Vj53kX2u After 1am you can sit back and relax because the bad decisions pretty much make themselves.

[mc marcinho @mcmarcinho]

Recycling Jesus died for our bins. http://t.co/aeDXQfhA

[mc marcinho @mcmarcinho]

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