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a little woo woo for self-preservation

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Happy 14th/4th anniversary to @charlesraustin 💕 he’s my favorite 💕

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Yeild

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@losdrogas I know that one song that was in the og THPS brother I’ve probably heard it at least 100,000 times

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Went to Theater of the Mind last night with my sister! Even if you aren’t a Talking Heads fan, this was such an incredible experience. They extended it so you should go with your friends and fam in Chicago 💕🧠https://t.co/82GLZvq0vs

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@JinkxMonsoon Miss Andryyyy

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“Free will is a muscle. It requires exercise.” - Chantha Nguon

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Geese 🪿

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My friend’s account got hacked and the bot just posts this twee stuff and it’s so funny to me

[jason estremera @JasonEstremera]

Cherish each stride along your journey.Put vibrant orange marigold clusters by window sills, lively blossoms brighten dreary spaces and tending plants cultivates inner peace amidst the hectic hurry of modern urban life🦣

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LinkedIn and Indeed are really only here to answer one question: what other soul sucking job could you have instead?

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What if the mighty mighty bosstones had a guy who just vaped on the stage

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love Gainesville

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Sissy Graydon Carter of failing Vanity Fair Magazine and owner of bad food restaurants has a problem-his V.F. Oscar party is no longer "hot"

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If nothing else I hope the bots that read these responses for American Airlines are entertained

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Air travel is such an incredibly clear example of the dysfunction of our society in the form of a thousand little tortures

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Also was Chive TV created solely to play at sports bars

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Hotel music just went from Benson Boone’s “Beautiful Things” to the The Clash’s “Rock The Casbah” and I’m considering this divine intervention

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Ride share driver whipping his Lincoln Navigator around like a teenager in a Honda civic and I’m here for it because we got home from the west loop in 15 minutes

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Heard the skin on my thumb sizzling like bacon when I bumped it on the roof of the air fryer taking out my bagel sandwich

[the girl reading this :) @bexual_healing]

shane gillis does not have one single she/they shooter

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Is the work-provided lunch or the work-related stress giving me diarrhea? Can’t pin it down, but either way I’d like workman’s comp.